(A/N: Just to let you know this is a Fairy Tail x Soul eater fanfic)
~ Outside the guild ~
Natsu: Get ready!
Lucy: *clings and looked up to Natsu* I'm ready when you are
Natsu: P-please s-stop that!
Lucy: *pouts* Fine!
Mira: Start!
Natsu: Fire dragon... Roar.
/Romantic background and in slow motion/
Lucy: *stars of admiration in her eyes* Soooo hot! *leapt over attack* Natsuuuu... Warm me up some moreee...!
Natsu: *turns around* Help meee!
/not in slow motion/
Lucy: Natsuuuu... Heat up my whole body... Lets do it in private!
Natsu: P-pr-pr-pr-private!!!!?
Lucy: *hugs Natsu and plays with his shirt * Yes just the two of us...
Maka: *hits Natsu's head with a book* Who are you and why are you here? *stares at Lucy*
Natsu: Maka, why did you hit me with that book?
Maka: *hits Natsu again* answer my questions!
Lucy: No don't hurt my Natsuuu!!
Maka: *gives a deadly stare*
Lucy: *gulps* I'm a new member of this guild.
Maka: Oh. *walks away*
Lucy: *drags Natsu inside for no reason* Where's nii-san?
Virgo: Over here hime!
Lucy: Ò.o What. Are. You. Doing!!!
Virgo: Kissing Soul.
Lucy: Oh! *continues dragging Natsu*
Virgo: *continues kissing Soul*
Soul: H-help–mmmfffmefffp-pleasemmmfffp!
Lucy: *drags Natsu to the back of the guild hall* Let's do it here... in the bush.
Natsu: What!... No! I'm too young for this! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
Mira: *runs to Natsu* O.O *saw Lucy on top of Natsu* Eeeek! NaLu! NaLu! NaLu! *takes picture then jumps over the place*
Lucy: *joins Mira* NaLu! NaLu! NaLu!
Mira: I leave you two alone now! *ran away fangirling*
Natsu: No! Don't leave! *saw Lucy coming towards him* No! Don't! This is rape!
Lucy: *leaned forward to kiss Natsu... and stuff...*
Natsu: RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!
Maka: *runs to Natsu and hits him with a book... again...* What are you doing to Natsu?
Natsu: T^T Why hit me!!?
Maka: *glared at Natsu* Shut up! *hit him on the head with the book again creating a dent*
Lucy: HOW DARE YOU HURT HIM! *slaps Maka*
Maka: HOW DARE YOU! SOUL!
Soul: *heard Maka and finally escaped Virgo* Coming Maka! *found her and transform into a scythe*
Maka: *holds Soul and went in a battle stance*
Lucy: Ha! Like your weapon... Celestial copy... Taurus! *requipped into a female version of Taurus' suit and an axe.*
Maka: Nice weapon... *runs at Lucy* But Soul is better!
Lucy: *runs at Maka* Oh yeah?... but mines is way better than yours~
They clashed.
Soul: Holy cheese waffles!... I'm getting overpowered by an ordinary weapon!... Poop! Did I say that out loud?
Lucy: Yeah and this weapon isn't just an ordinary weapon... IT HAS SPRAY PAINT AND HAS BEEN TOUTH BY Natsu~ SO IT IS STRONGER THAN ANY WEAPON IN HISTORY... WHEN MY SECRET WEAP–
Natsu: Oi, I never touch that weapon!
Lucy: *raised weapon and was about to hit Maka* Hyaaaaaa... wait... *started to panic and started feeling weak* Y-you haven't touched this weapon?
Natsu: ... No! This is my first time seeing it Sherlock!
Lucy: Natsu kiss me! Lend me your power!
Natsu: Oh hell no! (A/N: Madea's voice) *runs away*
Lucy: N-NATSU! Nooooo! We were meant for each other!
Natsu: Like hell we weren't! *ran away with Lucy chasing him*
Lucy: Come back my love!
Me: I do not own Fairy Tail nor Soul eater
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Weird Sisters
Fan-FictionVirgo and Lucy are sisters... They travel to Fairy Tail and met friends on the way. Lets joined these crazy sisters on their journeys! Note: This is super hilarious and not for children. If you're too young and you read this... I WON'T GIVE A FUDGE...
