An Excerpt of page 8 of Vladimir Putin's Diary
I was busy playing a round of Call Of Duty on my new PS4, when all of a sudden Donald Trump's face appeared on my iPhone 3's lock screen. It was a picture message from my BFF and Prime Minister Dmitry Medevev.
Naturally, I screamed.
Back then, I had not known who or whatever thing Donald Trump was. His existence had been a mystery to me until...today.
After screaming hysterically for one whole minute, I decided to respond to Dmitry.
I typed: 'Who the heck is that hunk?'
Of course, Dmitry responded immediately: 'Donald Trump. Multi-millionaire.'
I scratched my half bald head and gazed coldly at Donald Trump's face.
I texted: 'You interrupted my free time just to show me a picture of Donny Trunks?!'
'Donald Trump' he corrected me.
'Shut up!'
'No'.
I grumbled a few curse words in Russian. Dmitry just didn't dare to sass me.
I stood up, threw my controller across the room and pointed a shaky finger at Dmitry Medevev's photo on my phone's lock screen wallpaper.
"Don't you dare sass with me boy!" I shrieked.
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