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Tyler Joseph is a flaming homosexual.

He realised this in year 6 when Jenna Black, who lined up behind him at lunch, asked if he wanted to kiss her and he freaked out and punched her in the nose.

Jenna sits in front of him in his English class now. Seven years later and they haven't said a word to each other since.

So yes, Tyler Joseph is gay. So are all his best friends: Brendon, Dallon, Patrick and Gerard. Whenever they all come over, Tyler's mum, before they all arrive, always makes sure to remind Tyler that "they all need to be safe and bring protection and if something happens-" Tyler normally walks away at that point.

And Tyler, has a small crush on Josh Dun.

Josh Dun is not a flaming homosexual.

Josh Dun is straight.

Josh Dun has a girlfriend. (Whos best friend happens to be Jenna, by the way.)

Josh Dun has had many previous girlfriends.

Josh Dun did not punch Melanie Martinez in the face when she asked if he wanted to kiss her in year 6, Josh Dun said yes and they were the first "serious" couple in year 6 - "dating" for a grand total of 5 days.

Josh Dun was straight as a ruler, and Tyler Joseph was as straight as those crappy bendy rulers you get for 20p.

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A/N
so,, new fic ooo.
idk where I'm going with this tbh. some sort of highschool au
stay alive amigos
-Mattie x

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