One Direction Bromance One Shots

Catfish

By NouisCantHelpIt
WARNING: MAY BE TRIGGERING

Chapter 1

"Hey Niall, Harry, and Louis are going to the movies, and Zayn and I are going grocery shopping so you'll be alone for a bit alright" Niall mentally groaned, not even for the reason that you might believe like that Liam is treating him like he's not old enough to be alone, but actually it was more the fact of that whole Harry and Louis thing. Louis doesn't even pay attention to him in the slightest if Harry is anywhere nearby.

He rolled his eyes at Liam before snapping annoyed " I'm going to be alone, I'm 21 years old Li, it won't kill me" Niall knew that it wasn't Liam's fault the idea of Louis and Harry together ruined his entire mood for the day, hell Liam didn't even know about Niall's, small crush on Louis, small , I mean constantly thinking about him doesn't make it a big crush okay!

Niall sighed before speaking to Liam again "I'll be fine Liam go, bring me back something to eat okay?" Liam nodded hesitantly before leaving the flat they were all sharing together for the time being. Niall grumbled into the air the second Liam was truly gone, of course, Louis and Harry went to a movie and didn't invite him. It's not even like Louis and Harry are dating, because while he knows for a fact Louis is homosexual, Harry is in fact very into boobs (or as he calls them mammaries, what an odd word Niall thinks) and female private parts and not the male side of human anatomy. It's that Louis very much has and obvious to everyone, but Harry "secret" crush on Harry and that's the reason it pushes every button in Niall when they hang out.

Naturally when Niall is alone, he doesn't do what most people do these days and busy himself with mind-numbing games he's downloaded on his phone but is perfectly content with staring blankly at a white wall and just thinking. Yeah sometimes thinking that much was dangerous and maybe put a lot of bad thoughts in his head but he couldn't help it. Maybe the danger that submitting to your thoughts has is the reason people play those mindless games so they can just not succumb to the haunting thoughts that have been pushed into the smallest most hidden away parts of their mind, only able to come out and play when given the time to do so.

So that's how Niall's brain thinks of the idea that would start it all, creating a fake account to kik Louis with seemed to be the only viable option Niall could come up with to maybe make Louis see that there are other people in the world besides Harry, and maybe to even give one of them a chance. He doesn't bother thinking of the consequences that could arise from this one impulsive decision, and maybe if he knew what would eventually happen he would have reconsidered, or maybe he wouldn't have.

Niall hasn't realized the amount of time he had spent sitting and thinking because no sooner than he pulls out his phone to make this fake account does the door to the flat swing open revealing Liam and Zayn carrying a multitude of groceries in from the car. They pay no attention the Niall on his phone because Niall on his phone wasn't a new occurrence but rather and every time they see him occurrence. Niall doesn't offer to help bring in groceries, he's too engrossed in creating this profile, and he knew they didn't expect him to help that just wasn't Niall's kinda thing.

Niall was having troubles making his profile, though because let's face it, he wasn't the most creative when it came to profile making and making his personal was hard enough. He would need a fake name, couldn't very well go by all and not get exposed. That wouldn't be the hard part, Niall's always liked the name Parker, that would do. The username would likely be the hardest part. Niall could go with something simple like Parker and a number, but that was boring and he knew Louis would like "Parker" more if he had a unique username. Let's see Louis liked superman right? that could work ParkerTheSuperman, yeah Niall likes that.

The rest of the profile isn't hard to finish, just a password and a date of birth so Niall was ready to start talking to Louis as Parker of course. Niall wasn't going to contact Louis on his personal only the boys and his sisters knew that, but Niall was going to contact Louis on his undercover fan account that he used to talk to some fans without them knowing it was him. It was all really perfect for Niall. So he hit Louis up with a simple message.

ParkerTheSuperman: Hi! Lewis right? One of my friends said you were really cool!

Niall mentally laughed that Louis used Lewis as his "fake" name

LewisisAwesome: Yeah, I'm Lewis, which friend of yours?

Niall was really glad in that moment that he knew the names of people Louis had talked to on his undercover account.

ParkerTheSuperman: Ya remember PaisleyFaith right?

Niall knew Louis would, he used to talk to the girl a lot.

LewisisAwesome: Oh yeah! used to talk to her quite a bit I reckon, I'm gonna have to head to bed now, I'd love to speak with you some more tomorrow, Night Parker.

and yeah Niall would love to talk to him some more tomorrow as well.