A Super Smashing New Year's

Problems for later Dates

WUT...?! Its pitch black.

I froze, not knowing why the f*ck the lights went out. Even the ones outside went off.

"Uhhh..." I was so confused.

"Mmm...huh?" He seemed confused too, but not in the way I was. Even though it was now pitch black, I felt his eyes on me.

"Let go." I said flatly.

He released his hands from my neck slowly and I pulled my hand out from his shorts.

I got off of Pit and lied down beside him.

"Well, what now?" He asked.

"Oh, I don't know. Maybe do what I have been trying to tell you to do for the past half a f*cking hour!" I yelled at him sarcastically.

I felt his hands on my chest. I don't know what exactly he was trying to do, but ok?

"What are you doing this time?" I questioned. He kissed my cheek.

"That's a good idea. I'm tired. I think I *yawn* will sleep." He said as he came closer to me and snuggled tight against my body.

"Sure, now you're tired." I mumbled.

"Yeah... Now, I'm... tired." He was rather hesitant. I put my hand on his head.

"Goodnight, Pit." I said.

"Good-night."

He was out like a light (no pun intended) cuz the next thing I heard was snoring. I shut my eyes and tried to fall asleep but couldn't. I began to recall what happened this night.

What the hell happened? Let's see:

Marth suggested a game. Everyone agreed to play.

...That was our first mistake.

This game resulted in Pit and I locked in a closet for an extended period of time. Things, uh happened. We both confessed.

...That idiot is so lucky I let him play after I told him he shouldn't.

Link came in shortly after and tried to kill me but Pit stopped him then passed out from blood loss. I brought him to the infirmary where Doc Mario fixed him up somewhat (bandages, more blood, sleep, typical recovery stuff)

...Damn, I still feel guilty.

He woke up about an hour later. I had to re explain everything to him. We were in there for about 15 minutes after he came to.

...At least I know the whole closet thing wasn't an act and he was being honest.

He wanted to watch the festival in the mushroom kingdom, so we did in the screening room with Marth and Rosalina. Then I dragged them to a really nice fireworks sight.

...Still can't believe he almost managed to fall off the bridge and into the freezing water below. Dumbass...

We came back to find, those two, doing things...

...What has been seen cannot be unseen.

I prevented Pit from seeing it. He got pissed. He wanted things. Then I wanted things. Almost ripped off his shorts.

... Why does he have to be so damn adorable when he's trying to be sexy?

The f*cking lights go out and here I am now, with Pit practically glued to my body sleeping like... well, an angel.