A Super Smashing New Year's

Backfire

"OH PIT!!!" We stopped arguing to turn. It was Dark Pit. He was flying closer to the floor and looked almost hypnotized. Oh and more fabulous.

Samus and I grabbed Pit's wrists and began to pull him in a running sort of fashion.

"We gotta get you away from him, NOW!" Samus said.

"Falcon, hold him off." I yelled. He nodded in response.

The three of us started down the long hallway. On the way down there we passed Rosalina.

"What do we do about her?" Samus asked me.

"You try to calm her down. I will escort Pit as far away from here as I can." She nodded and let go of his arm.

"C'mon Pit let's go." I tugged on his arm and was about to go full blown sprint, until I heard a crash then a voice. I stopped and turned around.

"PIT, C'MERE!!!" It was Dark Pit again.

How the f*ck did a drunk dark angel take down someone in about 2 minutes and still be perfectly fine?!

He started to walk slowly, then trotted, then started to run. We were already on the far side of the corridor.

"Run, dumbass run! I'll see what I can do to hold him off." Samus said.

"Come on." I dragged him and went into a full blown sprint.

We got to the end of the hall and went up the staircase on the left. I think he was getting a bit tired.

"If I lose my virginity today because of your damn coffee I'm gunna kill you!" He threatened as we ran.

"Relax. I know exactly where to hide you until his high wears off." I said reassuringly.

"Where might this be?" He asked.

I stopped, because we had already got there. It was the closet at the end of the weapons corridor.

"In there? Why in there." He asked as I went to unlock the door.

I was about to give a half assed answer, but I heard that voice again.

"PIT! OH PIT! BE A DEAR AND COME HERE!"

How the hell did he get past Samus?! Did we put steroids in the coffee too???!

Dark Pit ran down the hall to try to catch up to us. I fumbled around with the keys out of nervousness, trying to find the right one.

"PIT, DON'T LEAVE ME!"

"Hurry." Pit whispered to me. I almost had it.

"...There" I opened the door and was about to let Pit in, but his eyes were widened when I looked at him. I saw black feathers behind him and another face over his shoulder, with an arm loosely around his neck.

Shit!

Dark Pit began to drag Pit away from me.

"MAR-" He went to call my name but Dark Pit covered his mouth as he ran. I chased after them. They ran back through the weapons hall, down the stairs, to the sub hall. I stopped when he tripped.

"Get him." A voice said wearily. Samus was on the floor. She had grabbed his foot and tripped him. I tackled the two in an attempt to separate them.

Dark Pit was holding onto Pit's waist and neck. I kept trying to break his grip but he kept increasing his hold.

"Nggh... Pittoo, you're hurting me." Pit said meekly.

I got his arm that was practically latched on his neck and pinned it to the floor.