Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?
No, but it hurt my knees like a bitch crawling outta hell.
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Bad Pick-up Lines
HumorWe've all heard some pretty horrible and corny pickup lines, but have you ever called them out in a book? Guess not. Did you have comebacks? No. Here is my book of bad pick up lines and anti-pick up lines.
9. Heaven and Hell
Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?
No, but it hurt my knees like a bitch crawling outta hell.
