Aries: I heard you were talking shit
Taurus: I am going to treat myself
Gemini: I'm SURROUNDED by idiots, holy fuck
Cancer: Why am I single
Leo: I'm fucking GREAT ok
Virgo: It's all wrong, let me fix it for you
Libra: Why can't we just get along
Scorpio: Leave me the fuck alone- WAIT COME BACK (Pffft no....)
Sagittarius: Let's do something COOL, you guys
Capricorn: Everything is so stressful
Aquarius: The government is corrupt
Pisces: The sky is really pretty today
