Aries: Thats so wrong! TF!
Taurus: Why does mine always have to do with food?
Gemini: I hope these aren't true for the sake of humanity!
Cancer: Damn! Who am I?
Leo: blah blah blah... Me and my crush! Niiiiiice!
Virgo: I guess its KINDA funny.
Libra: Yay me! ( London from My Life on Suite Deck )
Scorpio: Whats my sign again?
Sagittaurus: WHY AM I SO BRUTAL AND SCARCASTIC?!?!
Capricorn: O M G! So me!
Aquarius: Why am I even here?
Pisces: Well shit!