The Signs at the Store

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Aries:
yell at old people; is old person
Taurus:
goes straight for healthy stuff
Gemini:
brags to moms about tupperware
Cancer:
is probably knee deep in exotic cheeses
Leo:
the intercom person who just sings
Virgo:
lots of fruits and veggies for smoothies to share with friends
Libra:
buying chocolate and a butt plug
Scorpio:
buying condoms and lube. runs into mom
Sagittarius:
taylor swift's new cd
Capricorn:
getting some gum and putting there old gum in some kids hair probably
Aquarius:
checking out all the magazines with naked people on them
Pisces:
goes through each aisle until they find a specific thing
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