Chapter 12

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Your vagina smells

Haha sorry I just felt like pulling a prank on you turd heads!



Okay so my house got flooded.... Woo hoo!!! So much fun!! I have to get a new bed, two new dressers, a new door, and a new computer desk. Soooooooooo much fantastic stuff! I'm also sleeping on a ugly hard couch, because I have no bed 😩😩😩!!

Bold italics is Brittany, italics is her wolf.

I accidentally published this without finishing it ahah so I'll keep adding to it.... Sorry guys 😩
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RECAP:
Snap! Crack! Crinkle (is that even a sound?) I heard branches and leaves snap and break and crumble, I could tell something or someone was behind me, I could feel the hairs raising on the back of my neck, and my arms.  I turned around and saw scary yellow eyes peering out at me, all I could see were the eyes.

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Brittany's POV

Yellow eyes, bright yellow eyes. Scary eyes, that freaked me out because when I moved a foot to the left they followed me, same as when I loved to the right. I knew I was in trouble and my fight or flight instinct was on full alert. I knew I should run, but I was curious as to what or who these yellow eyes belonged to.

I stepped back and I heard a growl.
"Uh oh, you're in trouble"
"Uuhhhhhh no shiz Sherlock, if it's a wolf should we change"?
" No dumbass, what if it's a wolf from the pack? They'd find out your secret and you'd be fucked".
"Oooohhhhh yeah true. What would I do without you?"
"You'd probably be dead".
"Ouch".

* back to present time outside of my head"

While I had had that internal dialogue with my wolf, the other creature had crept forward, now I could see a snout, which belonged to a pure black wolf. There's only one black wolf in the world (mate to the white wolf aka meeee!!!)

But uummm he didn't look happy, maybe he didn't recognize the pull? I walked towards him but stopped when it started growling
GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

(Excuse me I don't know what that was😅 supposed to be a growl....)

Oh CRAP!! I got scared so I started backing away very slowly... Kinda like a turtle.
Omg turtles are so cute and they walk really slowly and they live inside their body and they eat strawberries and omg turtles. I like turtles 😱
"Yo shut up and stop fooling around, we're in danger"
"What danger?"
"Uummmmm the fracking wolf that's growling at you, you idiot".
"Oh yeah that, I'm hungry now".
" well you're going to have a lot more to worry about in a few minutes if you don't stop fucking around, there's a big wolf that's ready to attack within 5 feet of you and you're talking to me, we're going to get killed if you don't do something about it".
"Okay sheesh like chill your tits bruh I get it..."

As I came back to reality from talking to that crazy bitch - "Hey shut the fuck up, we're the same person you idiot, you literally just called yourself a crazy bitch."

"Okay well you kinda are a crazy bitch cuz you're a werewolf.... A dog... And bitches are dogs.

"Just shut up, I don't care. Bitches are female dogs and dogs bark and there's bark on trees and trees are a part of nature and nature is pretty so basically you just called me pretty".

Well well um ............ I guess um okay.

Meanwhile the wolf was creeping ever so slowly towards me with it's teeth bared and a humongous snarl marring it's face.

My internal argument would be the death of me if I didn't stop arguing with my wolf and start paying attention to what what going on around me.

I snapped out of the internal conflict and looked up, I could see

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