Drew: *holding a camcorder* Hello.
May: Hi there!! The author's waiting for us for a new episode in May's expeditions!!
Drew: *puts camcorder down* Are you serious?
May: Yeah, yeah. Put up the camcorder again.
Drew: Yeah, yeah, whatever. *rolls eyes and puts up camcorder again*
*door opens*
May: HOLD HER DOWN!!
Me: WHA--
*camcorder tilts slightly*
Drew: WATCH THE HAIR!!
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Me: So the interview?
May: Oh, oh yesh. Drew?
Drew: *sighs* Name.
Me: You already know that.
Drew: I meant the real one.
Me: Is this a personal interview?
May: Well.. In a way. Just the first name.
Me: And what is my prize?
May: I will surrender all Pringles to you.
Me: *pauses* Leane.
May: You do know this is getting posted right?
Me: Duh.. I am the author.
Drew: Who is your crush and why is he your crush?
Me: Fucking hell, so this really is a personal kind of interview.
Drew: Yes.
Me: Ian. Not Hecox. Ian. That's it, it's a cut name, so his name is technically not Ian, but Ian is part of his name.. You get it?
May: I think so.. So why?
Me: Honestly, I don't know. I guess it's because he's a fun guy, though he's a jerk.
Drew: What?
Me: *table flip like a boss* I LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING HOT, THOUGH. Well, he's not, actually. He's just good-looking but not hot.
Drew: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Me: *shakes head* Never experienced it. Probably applies to you, though. *smirks*
May: How long was your longest time of crushing on someone?
Me: What's with your questions being love-themed or infatuation or whatever?
May and Drew: .....
Me: Well, it was my 3rd and 4th grade crush. Around 1 year and 10 months. He moved to America, though. He's friends with my present crush.
May: What about Ian?
Me: Uhmm.. 6th grade to present, that's... 1 year and 4 months. And this better be the last question about these stuff.
May: *looks at list* Yeah, it is.
Drew: How long have you loved Pokemon?
Me: Uhmm.. *thinks hard* 8 or more years..
May: Ohh, that's a long time.
Me: Yeah, but I lost interest in the BW and XY series.
May: When's your birthday?
Me: 6 days from now.
Drew: Are you gonna do a special?
Me: Yeah. Most likely.
May: Who is your best guy friend?
Me: Seriously?! In class or not?
Drew: This is the last question, I think. The readers could also ask you a few more questions.
Me: Well, there's Nii-san, and Seth.
May: Ehh, good enough. But who's nii-san?
Me: He's my classmate. I consider him as a nii-san. And I used to be close with Ian.
May: Ooh, your names actually rhyme!
Me: I think he mistook my paper as his when our teacher called us.
Drew: *shuts off camcorder after saving video file*
May: Thank you for your time *unties hands from post*
Me: *runs out* FREEDOM FOR PRINGLES!!! *quickly runs to the kitchen to Pringlebae*
