Me: Hello, everyone! Contestshipping will commentate for today's worthless activity when I could do stuff worthwhile but WHO cares??? *breathes deeply*
May: Um... She says don't mind the red circle in the media.
Me: I'm the cute one with the pigtails. And I got this from my best friend and she messed with the picture.
Drew: I guess you were cute in 3rd grade and lower, so what happened to you?
May: What's with the red circle, anyway?
Me: That's my cousin.
Drew: Liars go to hell.
Me: Are you a kid? Anyways, let's start.
One: I'm currently in 8th grade.
Drew: I can tell that, you were a 3rd grader in 2011 and you skipped 7th grade.
Me: Whatever.
Two: I created this account in May 2014.
May: So why did you create Contestshipping Oneshots again?
Me: I planned on creating a story, but since my plots aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer, I made my first oneshot book, which is, surprisingly quite popular.
Drew: I like that book.
Three: My favorite anime is Pokemon and Sket Dance.
Drew: You just inserted Pokemon there.
Me: I know. I didn't watch Pokemon BW and XY by the way, I haven't watched Pokemon in 7 or 8 years, not counting the rewatched ones.
Four: I'm from the Philippines.
Me: I advertise, I guess. Um... WE HAVE JEEPNEYS!!
Five: I love Pewdiepie, Smosh and Markiplier
Me: I'm tired. It's 1AM here. It's unhealthy for a 13 year old to stay up this late.
Drew: YOU STILL WON'T TELL ME WHO THE GUY WITH THE RED CIRCLE IS!!!
