Russia's Car Jokes

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Russia: What is China's favorite car?

Russia: Subaru!

China: Aiyah...

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Russia: What car does Japan drive?

Russia: A Honda

Japan: ...

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Russia: What is Italy's favorite vehicle?

Russia: Ve~spa

Italy: ....v-ve...

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Russia: What's my favorite car?

Russia: Mazda

Russia: LOL *troll face* eWe


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