England - Pub and Go

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England: The name's England, but my formal name is The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

Better remember it, there will be a test!

Falling from the sky are memories of pain
Tomorrow and today, it'll rain, it'll rain
But I won't get out my mac, I'll move on without fail
'Tis a kingdom from where I hail, where I hail, where I hail.

To the pub, the pub, we go! Fish and chips!
Give the guy you hate a curse! Kill him in the way that's worst!
Do I believe in fairies? Ah ha, ha- of course!
Keep on moving on!

I'm so glad to have met you-
That is, if you understand sarcasm!
But let's crank a toast, shall we? What do you say, boys!?
AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!!

You know, people say my magic is nothing but a parlor trick...

Tea is much better than coffee- *disgusted coughing*
But, it would taste much better with some milk...

Why don't you take a seat, in Busby's Chair?
It's a one-way stop to hell, if you dare, if you dare
Unicorns and fey, they gather from near and far
On the Panjandrum we'll ride to the field- and CHARGE!

C'mon you blokes, let's go!
Let's go.... Let's go!

To the pub, the pub, we go! Fish and chips!
You don't even have to think! All you gotta do is drink!
Do I believe in fairies? Ah ha, ha- of course!
Keep on moving on!

Abracadabra~
Welcome to the séance, my friends...
Abracadabra~
Long live the Queen, Hurrah!

To the pub, the pub, we go! Fish and chips!
Give the guy you hate a curse! Kill him in the way that's worst!
Do I believe in fairies? Ah ha, ha- of course!
Keep on moving on!  

Baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka,Baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka...

AMERICA, YOU BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


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