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These are just some jokes I thought of hope you enjoy
Thanks for reading :)

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#1) Studies have shown that birthdays are the leading cause of death

#2) You always make more noise when you're trying to be quiet

#3) Imagining people in their underwear only works until you get caught drooling (wink,wink)

#4) 'I don't care' is what you really mean when you say 'oh cool' (don't lie you know it's true)

#5) Some people are about as useless as white crayons

#6) Parents always assume your'e doing something wrong when your'e not but never when you are (true story)

#7) Some people are like clouds, the day gets brighter when they disappear

#8) You haven't experienced true fear until you hear a poster fall down in the middle of the night

#9) That lucky rabbits foot obviously wasn't lucky for the rabbit

#10) 100% of people who read this will vote (come on you gotta give me credit for trying)

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