These are just some jokes I thought of hope you enjoy
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#1) Studies have shown that birthdays are the leading cause of death
#2) You always make more noise when you're trying to be quiet
#3) Imagining people in their underwear only works until you get caught drooling (wink,wink)
#4) 'I don't care' is what you really mean when you say 'oh cool' (don't lie you know it's true)
#5) Some people are about as useless as white crayons
#6) Parents always assume your'e doing something wrong when your'e not but never when you are (true story)
#7) Some people are like clouds, the day gets brighter when they disappear
#8) You haven't experienced true fear until you hear a poster fall down in the middle of the night
#9) That lucky rabbits foot obviously wasn't lucky for the rabbit
#10) 100% of people who read this will vote (come on you gotta give me credit for trying)
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