#131) TV remotes should be called Waldo (for obvious reasons)
#132) Sit-ups are the best kind of exercise because you get to lay down every few seconds
#133) Pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell
#134) The internet: the only place where you get excited when strangers follow you
#135) Here's a fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
#136) Men are like bank accounts without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest
#137) If my phone was so smart it wouldn't die so much
#138) Auto correct can go to he'll
#139) Conversation killers: lol, idk, yeah, nm, k
#140) I'm like an iPhone I just lose energy without doing anything
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