Everything Wrong, Completely Cliche, And the Same about PJO and HoO fan fictions

Nicknames, Cereal, and More

Ready for my long list of rants? Good.

- Why are the seven ALWAYS called the seven! They have names ya know!
Example: "the seven walked to a pizza place and then the seven ordered the food. Then the seven sat down. After they ate, the seven walked home to the

- The characters all legally changed their names:
Seaweed Brain went over and sat by Wise Girl. Beauty Queen was next to Blonde Superman. " where's Ms. Metal Detector?" Asked Beauty Queen. " She was looking for Death Breath." Responded Wise Girl. Then Chinese Canadian Baby Man walked away to help Ms. Metal Detector. McShizzle walked in. "WASSUP, PEEPS!" Yelled McShizzle. "Go away, McShizzle" said Wise Girl. "No, I want to stay. Beside, Chinese Canadian Baby Man isn't here to torment me!" Said McShizzle. And so on.

- Apparently Goode Highschool is the only school in the world. Every single other school was magically transported to a taco infested planet.

-Every demigod ever:
"Mom, I'm going to a camp where I'll probably die or get hurt. Oh, and we use real weapons and monsters invade daily."
"Ok sweetie, sounds legit. You need help paying the subway fare?"

- Every "Percabeth at Goode" story:
•Annabeth goes to Goode and surprises Percy.

•They're both happy until someone flirts with Percy

•Then some guy flirts with Annabeth

•And the flirts just try to break percabeth up.

The End.

- Demeter and all her kids are obsessed with cereal:

PERSON: I'm sad
DEMETER: eat cereal
PERSON: my guy broke up with me
DEMETER: eat cereal
PERSON: I'm picking apples
DEMETER: eat cereal
PERSON: I just fell of a zip line and died.
DEMETER: eat cereal
PERSON: I didn't have a horcrux so I'm in the underworld.
DEMETER: eat cereal

- Iris kids are obsessed with rainbows, veggies, skittles, and My Little Pony

Butch: TASTE THE RAINBOW!
*throws skittles in everyone's face*

Butch: MY LITTLE PONY, MY LITTLE PONY, AH AH AH AH

Butch:* shoots machine gun loaded with veggies*

- All Athena kids wear grey and owl stuff:
I got out of my grey bed and changed out of my owl pajamas. Then I put on some grey shorts and an owl  top with tiny grey sequins. Next I slid on some fuzzy socks with grey owls on them and put on my grey flats. I went out of my grey door surrounded by owl wallpaper and quickly got my owl bag. Then I put on some grey owl earrings and put on my owl- flavored lip balm.

- Annabeth suddenly is an Aphrodite kid;
I immediately went over to my mirror and put on makeup. I put on pinkish lip stick with a quick bit of salmon colored blush. Next I put on a strapless grey dress and looked in the mirror again. I slid on some navy flats and twirled my blonde princess curls into an elaborate braided twisty thingy.

- Bad Grammar: *sigh*

I wuz a wahkin dowm da stret when I saew er. "Oh meh gawds , yew ibz bootiful!" I swaid. "Tank yew so mooch" she swaid. We eld hannds ad loked at de bilding. Ibz bootiful and wary blig. Wow, dis was a weally foon. I kwissed har and shwe kised meh bak. "I loove yew." I excwamed. We hase dah perfwrct nite and we hase foon and we hase lonch and foon.(extra credit if you comment what it says)

- All the nereids, saytrs, and nymphs vanished into the Forbidden Forest because nobody ever mentions them.

- No Gruniper fanfics. None. :((((

- Since when is Piper a fangirl?
Piper: OH MAH GURD!!! IS THAT HARRY POTTER?! OH MY GODS IM DYING! OMG! I LOOOOVE HARRY POTTER! TOTES ADORBS! OH MY GODS! I SHIP US!

- Leo is obsessed with whales. -_-
*on skype*
PERCY: hey wise girl *wiggles eyebrows*
ANNABETH:  -_-
LEO: WHALEEEEEEEEEE!
ANNABETH: *facepalm*
PIPER: Leo stop
FRANK: yeah Leo that's annoying -__-
LEO: WHALEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
PERCY: water you doing, Leo?
EVERYONE: really Percy? -_-
LEO: WHALEEEEEE
HAZEL: why you annoying us Leo?
ANNABETH: why are you annoying us, Leo?
HAZEL: -_-
LEO: WHA-
EVERYONE: shut up

- When Artemis has kids. She's a freaking maiden goddess for a reason!

THALIA: uh Lady Artemis, why do you have so many kids?
APHRODITE: because she's ba-
HAZEL: don't you dare
APHRODITE: - ba...sking in the sun?
APHRODITE: and she's just a s-
HAZEL: stop. It.
APHRODTE: sl...ug
ARTEMIS: Guys, I honestly have no idea. Ask my authors. (A/N: I don't mean to offend anyone!)
APHRODITE: -_-
LEO: WHALEEEEEE

Hey guys! Please VOTE AND COMMENT! I love hearing about your guy's ideas! If you have any rants I should put in here, please do comment them! It's kinda hard to think of them all so I'd love to hear from you!
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Trivia question:
Are Connor and Travis twins or brothers?