Sorry it's been forever! :| I've been working on a new story of mine which is more of a serious read. This one is my fun thing, if that makes any sense XD
-Aphrodite's a mega fangirl
Aphrodite: OH MY GODS! ITS PERCABETH! THEY ARE MY OTP! DI IMMORTALES THEY'RE SO CUTE! I GOTTA FILM THIS!
-Everyone talks like a fangirl.... It's not just you, Aphrodite....
Christina Annie Jackie Taylor Lola Cheesit Panda Bear Frances Peanut Butter Cup Lindsay Morris: AFHIFDJJNBDDGB ITS LEO VALDEZ I CANT EVEN- AHDORXDJCYPPYDESPLY HES SO CUTE AND GOALS AND UGH AMAZE BALLS!
Me: no.
You: no.
Person: no.
Pete the giraffe: no.
The cat in those bushes: no.
The planet: no.
The ENTIRE GALAXY: NOPE.
-Orbs. Again. WHY DO PEOPL- *deep breath* you know what? I'm not even going to go there. Enough said.
-Every OC demigod story ever:
BRACE YOURSELF
*fancy smancy accent*
•Lydia Rose Taylor Beth Lucy Cara Milkshake Cornstarch Jewel Krystal Caribou Anteater Louise Brown was sitting doing her nails when -BAM- this guy with black hair and green *struggles* *hyperventilates* ...orbs came up to her and said,"Hey, I'm Percy, and you're a demigod." Then he whisked her away into the sunset.
• Everyone gathered around Lydia at CHB and oooed and ahhhed when a glowing sign appeared over her head. Lydia giggled and said, "Heehee, oooo! I'm a daughter of Zeus! " Chiron came over and told Lydia how awesome she was, and everyone doted on her.
•Next day: Percy playfully challenged Lydia to a practice fight. She agreed, batting her 2 inch long eyelashes. To everyone's surprise, fake little glittery Lydia pinned Percy down in ten seconds flat without chipping a nail. OF COURSE.
• Camp hails Lydia as the supreme demigod, and she instantly receives a quest to go get some stupid thing or to do some stupid thing.
•Shall I go on?
#NicoSaysNo
Speaking of OCs.... *clears throat*
-The Mary Sue. No comment.
For Example:
Hey! I'm Goldie Violet Moore and I have beautiful blond hair (that's how I got my name) with platinum highlights. Today I'm wearing a pale purple violet dress with a gold sash. I put on some natural makeup because I'm already so gorgeous and ride my gold purebred pony with white spots and violet shimmery ribbons to school.
But then this hot guy named Percy comes up to me and takes me to this place called Camp Half Blood! Omg!
He's totally falling for me. He tells me I'm just so pretty, and he gets me flowers.
I turn out to be a daughter of Aphrodite (that's why I'm so attractive), but then these guys named Leo, Jason, and Nico show up and ask me out. Percy comes back and they all fight over me!
I ride my gold purebred pony with white spots back to my sixteen-story mansion and cry.
"Omg, I'm just too beautiful! Aphrodite, why did you make me this gorgeousssss?!?!? Waaaaaaa!"
And that, my dear readers, is just an example of a Mary Sue.
*cough cough* My Immortal, anyone? *cough cough*
Moving on.
-How do people even say, "AHYGVKYKFFJJDHXCIGEW!" ?!
Yeah. That's what I thought.
-"He/She/I rubbed/traced soothing circles on his/her [insert body part]."
This would've been good. It's just overused. Almost every Hurt/Comfort fanfic I've read has that line in it.
Be original, peeps, I know you can do it.
-Names that relate to people's godly parent
*sigh*
Hey, I'm Ebony Onyx Death and I'm a daughter of Hades!
Hi, I'm Rose Diamond Lovelight, and my mom is Aphrodite!
Sup peeps, I'm Aquamarine Shellfish Clam, and I'm a daughter of Poseidon!
Hello, I'm Goldshine Sunburst Lightsong, and my dad is- STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
-Boy OCs, where are you??????
-You know those fanfics that have awful summaries but are really good? Yeah, those.
-Chaos fanfics. No comment.
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Everything Wrong, Completely Cliche, And the Same about PJO and HoO fan fictions
RandomThe title pretty much sums it up. I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS IN THIS BOOK
