Capri-Sun and Whatnot

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by I_Will_Be_Reading

by I_Will_Be_Reading

........ *doesn't really know what to say*.......... Uh.....Enjoy!

- those dumb prophecies that go like:
*dramatic witchcraft voice*

•Mary Elizabeth Diamond Josephine Oven Taco Salad Salami Espinosa McCormick shall go somewhere and save the world

•She will make hot guys fall for her

• Capri-Sun

•She will become a billionaire

•Just because

•Then she will be rewarded by the gods and be immortal

The last time I checked, prophecies weren't that literal and were a riddle.

-Will is suddenly the only Apollo healer
*kid gets back from a quest*
Kid: Will! I broke my leg and I'm bleeding everywhere! HELP!
Will: I know I am the only person who can save you, but no
Kid: but- *winces* you're the only one who can save me!
Will: NO! IM TOO BUSY OVER HERE!
-_-

-Whenever Will wants to do make Nico do stuff he says, "Doctor's orders."
*sigh*
Will: makes Nico wear bunny ears
Nico: Will what the-?!
Will: doctor's orders!
Will: buys Nico a Happy Meal
Nico: ?!
Will: Doctor's orders!
Will: gets Nico a hamster
Nico: why is there a furry thing in my cabin!!!!!?
Will: Doctor's orders!

- In Demigods at Goode fanfics, the gods give the demigods this 7 story mansion. Ex:

The house was amazing!
Floor 1- kitchen, living room, game room, bathrooms
Floor 2- movie room, bedrooms, bathrooms
Floor 3- grocery store
Floor 4- pool
Floor 5- Narnia
Floor 6- giant shower
Floor 7- the whole darn farm

- The gods send the demigods to high school. THE FREAKING GODS.
The last time I checked, the gods didn't really care about their kids, let along their education!!!!

- Percy is suddenly hot to cheerleader chicks. Hmm... Let's look at the book version too....

Fanfic version: Cassie, a hot cheerleader, was on her way to cheerleading practice. She was keeping an eye out for hot boys. Suddenly, a hottie with black hair and sea-green eyes bumped into her. "Oops! Sorry, didn't see you," he said. "No, it's ok." She said, batting her eyelashes. Cassie took out a piece of paper and wrote her number. She winked and smiled at the boy, giving him the paper. "Call me," she said.

Book version: Cassie, a hot cheerleader, was on her way to cheerleading practice. She was keeping an eye out for hot boys. Suddenly, some scrawny kid with black hair bumped into her. "Oh! Sorry, I didn't see you there!" He said. "Omg! Watch where you're going
next time, you dweeb! Cassie said. That boy was so not hot. She strutted away. Ew!

-Nico in fanfics: hey, sweetheart. Wanna go to [insert fancy restaurant]?

Mary Elizabeth Diamond Josephine Oven Taco Salad Salami Espinosa McCormick: OMG YES! NEEKS UR TOO CUTE WITH YOUR LITTLE BLACK SKULL STUFF!

-Real Nico: I'm going to try to communicate with the dead. Don't touch me or follow me.

-AGAIN, Grover is GONE and has been put in the Land of Forgotten Characters!!!!

- Tomboys in Fanfics:
I woke up and got ready for the day. First I tied my shiny chocolate-colored curls into a waterfall braid. Next I put on tiny shorts and a hot pink top with ruffles. I slid on my 6 inch heels and stacked some gold bangles on my wrist. Finally, I applied a pound of makeup and headed out the door. Man, I was such a tomboy!