Faces, Made-Up Ideas, and The Land of Forgotten Characters

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by I_Will_Be_Reading

by I_Will_Be_Reading

Next chapter is up!

- Every Percabeth AU story:
•Percy is the hot swimmer dude who makes girls swoon
• Annabeth is the quiet nerdy girl who gets straight A's
• "What happens when they meet?"

Or the other way around

- Percy is suddenly a little perv....
Excuse me- what?! Since when is Percy a pervert?!

JUST STOP. DON'T DO THIS TO PERCY. HE DOES NOT DESERVE IT.

- Hazel, Frank, Calypso, Juniper, and Grover have vanished into the land of forgotten characters. They are suddenly gone.

- Girls meeting Leo:
In fanfics:
Girl: OMG, you're totes adorable!

In books:
Girl: What a scrawny little face... Ew...

- In those fanfics where all the demigods get this big mansion, there is a description. Of. Every. Single. Room.
Ex: my room was a large purple color. Royal Queen Purple, to be exact. There was a four poster bed with teal bedding. The sheets were white as well as the pillows. Over in another corner was a white-ish desk with brass knobs. The desk chair was teal with padded sides. On the floor was a grey chevron carpet. Under the carpet was a minuscule speck of dust shaped like a bumpy cube. -_-

- When the author puts them self in the story. Then they have everyone fall for them.
Ex: OMG WOW YOU ARE SO CUTE! Omg I love your hair! It's like golden! And your eyes! Oh my gods! I'm hyperventilating!!!!! Eeeee! MARRY ME! LETS ELOPE!

No, just no.

- The word "eyes" was kicked out of the text. "Orbs" has replaced it. Everyone is using orbs. I mean, ORBS?!

- Weird ships take Wattpad by storm!
Ex:
Jason: *stroking brick*
Percy: *having deep conversations with blue cookie*
Annabeth: *hugging encyclopedia* -_-
Leo: *caressing tool belt*
Leo: oh, Beltina Louise Belty, I love you!

- When people use people's names as regular words. *sigh*
Ex:
Person: oh, you STOLL my heart *laughs like a maniac*

Saying "dam" is one thing, but "STOLL"?! No, just no. No.

- Greek Mythology classes. I'm sorry, but does YOUR school have Greek Mythology classes? Why not Norse Mythology classes? Egyptian? Native American?!

#NicoSaysNo

- Apparently the harpies took a trip to Yokahama, because everyone stays up after curfew.

- Percy has a long lost sister. Hmmm... Wouldn't Sally tell Percy that she had daughter? And how is this daughter Percy's age? How do the gods not know that Poseidon broke the pact TWICE?!
Ex: A girl with black hair and sea-green eyes walked through the borders of CHB. She went up to Chiron, NOT CONFUSED AT ALL, And a hologram of a trident appeared over her head. CHIRON DIDNT LOOK RUFFLED AT AT. We all were staring. She spoke. "Hi, my name is Aqua Starfish Clam SeaShell Jackson, and I'm Percy's long lost sister."

What. Advnkfvnutg.

- When the protagonist's guardians are abusive and mean.

Look, you can write this trope and it definitely can work, but please don't just jump on the bandwagon.

- Popping the "p". Why don't you .... roll the "p" ? Or.... Uh.... Oh well... WHY DOES EVERYONE POP IT THOUGH?!

Hi guys! If you have any ideas for me to put in here, please comment! Thanks!

Trivia: what are the first words we hear Annabeth say? (I'll accept a few answers)