Calum: HEY GUSYSYSSJSD
Michael: go home Calum you're drunk
Calum: ssshhhh we don't tell
Luke: CALUM YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULDNT GET DRUNK
Calum: NEW PHUNE WHO DIS
Luke: THE CEREMONYS TOMORROW YOU FUCK FACE
Calum: I SISDNEYL CANNIT RAed
Ashton: or text it seems
Calum: OGM GUYYSSS
Calum: LUKES GETTING MARRIED
Michael: I CAN ALREADY HEAR THE WEDDING BELLS
Michael: I MIGHT PUKE
Ashton: stfu you're just jealous
Calum: LUKKYYY U DID IT BRAH I REMEBDR WHEN U WERE 15 AND HAD THAT UGLY FRANGE
Michael: fringe?
Calum: thtss what I saud
Luke: oh my god
Ashton: you've always been like a brother to me I just can't believe you're getting married
Luke: to you
Luke: liKE IM ACTUALLY GETTING MARRIED TO YOU
Luke: DONT CALL ME YOUR BROTHER THATS WEIRD AND UNNATURAL AND JUST WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS
Calum: a hotel has levels
Calum: and a elecatorrrr
Calum: elecatr tht brings u up nd down the levels
Luke: someone please stab Calum
Michael: SHUT UP LUKE
Ashton: you can stab me
Ashton: in the mouth
Ashton: with your dick ;)
Michael: pls keep your kinks away from this groupchat thxs
Luke: pls Keep your annoying comments away from this groupchat thxs
Calum: do u tnik spoiderman rides elcavtors
Michael: I'll sabatoge ur wedding
Ashton removed Calum from the conversation.
Luke: I hate this band
Michael added Calum to the conversation.
Michael: it hates you too its okay
Luke: I'm leaving
Michael: good the band likes that idea
Calum: KINKS IS A FUNNG WORD
Ashton: go to sleep my god
Calum: Micey had lots of kinmks dontcha
Michael: calum fuck off
Ashton: do tell Calum
Michael: NO CALUM
Calum: YES CALUM!!!
Luke: wow I really actually do hate this band
Michael: do it and no more blowjobs
Calum: good thign I have gRoUPIESSS
Michael: UM NO IM THE ONLY GROUPIE YOU SHOULD HAVE
Ashton: so about those kinks
Michael: ONONONONONONONOO
Calum: GIMME A DRTUM ROLL MR DRUMMER MAN SIR ASHY KINS
Ashton: *drum rolls*
Calum: BONDEGE
Luke: bondage ey?
Michael: STOP TALKING CALUM
Ashton: bondage isn't even bad
Ashton: I thought he was going to say water sports or some shit like that
Michael; ew no ew
Luke: tell us another cal
Michael: CALUM HAS A PAIN KINK
Calum: HELL CUKUNG YRA I DOOO!
Ashton: sLEEP
Calum: hush hush daddy
Ashton: I DONT HAVE A DADDY KINK
Calum: UR STRONG AND BUFF AN GRRRRR N JUS SO DADDY
Michael: why the fck u lyin
Ashton: IT WAS ONE TIME OK
Luke: but daddy
Ashton: shut up
Luke: whatta gonna do? Spank me? ;)
Michael: can I watch
Ashton: fuck you guys
Luke: only if I get to call you daddy
Ashton: okay I am so not marrying you tomorrow
Michael: good then he can marry me
Calum: OFMDJS LUKE AND ASHTON ARE GUNN B HUSBANDSS
Calum: IM BEST MAN
Calum: HA SUX MY BIG TOE MICEY
Michael: yes we've established this, and I'm Luke's best man?? get your head in the game
Michael: Luke if you quote high school musical I'm kicking u out of the band
Luke: I already quit the band so
Luke: YOU GOTTA GET YA GET YA GET YA HEAD IN THE GAME
Calum: OFN YES
Michael left the conversation.
Ashton: I'm not saying I do tomorrow
Ashton left the conversation.
Luke: assholes
Luke: you know what
Luke: Calum marry me
Calum: micey likes beifng callef daddy
Calum left the conversation.
Luke: WHAT
Luke: THE FUCK?
Luke: PLOT TWIST OF THE CENTURY
Luke added Michael the conversation.
Luke: :OO
Michael: wHAt do u want
Luke: [screenshot] I love you daddy ;)
Luke left the conversation.
Michael: CALUM.
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Yeah,,,,soo....(:
