Luke: I'm very mad >:(
Michael: why
Luke: bc I'm very cute and very sleepy and Ashton is away and he can't see how cute I am and he can't cuddle me until I fall asleep >>>:(((
Calum: what an outrage
Ashton: 5 more days baby!
Michael: your relationship disgusts me
Calum: @ Michael why rnt we that disgustingly cute
Michael: bc you're mean to me
Calum: what are u talking about I cuddle you all the time
Michael: lies
Michael: you cuddle Luke more than me. uR BOYFRIEND
Calum: that's not true
Ashton: it is
Ashton: and I hate it
Luke: what do you mean
Calum: when you nod ur head yes but you wanna say no
Ashton: stfu
Calum: hey mikey did u see his dick pic
Michael: STOP ASKING ME ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBERS PENIS
Michael: I ALREADY SAID YES
Michael: AND U KEEP SENDING ME THE PICTURE U FREAK
Calum: u have no proof
Michael: UR RIGHT BC I DELETED THE PICTURES
Michael: I DO NOT ENJOY HIS PENIS
Luke: his nudes leaked?
Michael: what gave you that idea? Where have u see that it got leaked?????? Who told u????????
Ashton: ur grammar is terrible
Michael: shit, I'm so sorry. are u ok?? Do you want me to call the cops? do you need help? My grammar has hurt you that bad?? NOOOOOOOO
Ashton: u need to turn ur attitude down to like a 4
Luke: I'm surprised you spelled grammar right
Michael: I know how to spell dumbnass :)
Michael: dumbass :) :) :) :)
Luke: lmao nace typo
Luke: fuck
Michael: haha idiot
Luke: I want to hit you
Michael: too bad you can't
Luke: you're like 12 shut up
Michael: if I'm 12 then what are u? 5?
Calum: children, pls
Michael: I'm older than you
Calum: so?
Ashton: I'm older than all of you
Michael: nobody asked you to talk
Calum: we're all taller than u so you have no say
Ashton: ok...chill..
Luke: anyways,,, back to the real problem
Luke: I'm lonely and Ashton isn't here
Michael: Luke will you just shut up
Ashton removed Michael from the conversation.
Calum: Ashton!
Ashton removed Calum from the conversion.
Luke: be nice
Ashton: no
Ashton: I miss you
Luke: I miss you too
Ashton: I miss your face
Ashton: and your lips
Ashton: and your fingers
Ashton: oh god when I get back I'm going to completely ruin your neck, gotta remind everyone that you're with me
Luke: now I'm lonely aND horny
Luke: what the fuck >:((
Ashton: I love you :)
