This isnt even going to be a functioning part of this book, it's just going to be me crying about Mike Dirnt because it's been a really good day and he's just alive and well and making it better.
MIKE DIRNT IS SO GREAT AND HE'S SO NICE AND SWEET AND TALENTED AND UNPROBLEMATIC AND CUTE AND THE LESS SLEEVES THE BETTER AND DON'T EVEN GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON HIS ANGEL VOICE. I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING ELEVEN YEAR OLD CRYING ABOUT MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BUT I AM SUCH TRASH FOR MICHAEL RYAN PRITCHARD THAT IT PHYSICALLY PAINS ME OH MY GOD LET ME DIE
So that was semi-embarassing, but I mean...this is a rant book, isn't it?
...Anyways...
