LOTR and The Hobbit randoms ( ft. HP)

Dark lord

Frodo: Hey Harry, what's up?

Harry: Im fine, how about you?

Frodo: Just done mhen, defeated Sauron my bro, saved middle earth..

Harry: You defeated a dark lord? Well we are the same, I defeated moldywart..

Frodo: Is that really his name?

Harry: Actually his real name is Tom Marvolo Riddle, then mix it and turned Lord Voldemort...he has no nose..*chuckles*

Frodo: Haha! He has no nose? What kind of dark lord is that! * laughing crazily*

Harry: Hey stop it, somebody might be disturbed...

* Hermione walks in*

Hermione: Hey boys, what's the noise about? Can't you see I'm studying?

Harry: Oh sorry Mione, we didn't see you studying..

Frodo: Nice one bro

Hermione: Well actually, I'm in the library.. and you should know the rules...there will be no noise, your just near the library
* stomps off annoyed*

Harry: She's too bossy...

Frodo: She's like a dark lord..

Hi guys! My randomness just suddenly popped so I wrote this one. Yeah, thanks for reading.. xxx