LOTR and The Hobbit randoms ( ft. HP)

Peacock

Thorin: * holds an iPod* What the hell is this thing?

Kili: Maybe thats a mirror?

Fili: Mirror your ass, its color black!

Kili: Well a while ago, I can see my face there..

Thorin: Wait, what's this? * looks at the music icon*

Kili: Try to click it..

Thorin: * Clicks the icon* well, there is some words here, uhh, anaconda, angel, bang bang, boom clap?

Fili: What are those?

Thorin: * scrolls down and accidentally click on peacock by Katy Perry* * the music start playing* What the?..

I wanna see your peacock..
I wanna see your peacock..

Thorin: * stops the music* oh my god..

Kili: * blushing* that song is about, the woman singing wants to see male private part..

Fili: Well let's make sure if that's true..uncle play the song again...

Thorin: * plays the song*

I don't know the lyrics except this guys...

Come on baby let me see, what you had in underneath..

Thorin: * stop the music again* Okay, Kili is right, well let's find another song...

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