How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

Chapter 5

Have a good team!

3 fat people: so the zombies will eat them first.
4 strong people: the ones who will lead you.
3 smart people: the ones who will figure out what to do in a bad situation.
You: the awesome one, who carries a gun like da boss
Your best friend: so you have someone to cry to when you feel bad about the fat people like bob die.