How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

Chapter 35

Okay so what are you gonna wear during a zombie apocalypse? Obviously you can't wear like high pricy clothes... They will he ruined lol so wear camo!
I can just imagine a girl (trying to run)
running through the woods with necklaces and heels and makeup that looks like she was attached by Crayola screaming her pretty little brains outs. Yeah cause that won't let zombies hear you. She's probably be like "hey I got pepper spray ! " (we all know who died first )
Also If I ever hear that you are wearing pink camo I will hunt you down and beat you lol.

Am I the only one in this world that hates pink ? I feel like that sometimes...

5 things I feel about like when people wear pink camo or just pink in general

1:are you hunting flamingos?
2: are you even wearing camo cause your into hunting or because your boyfriend is into it so you out on an act?

3: why ?!?!
4: it's blinding my eyes
5: I need to leave...

That's my opinion.