How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

Chapter 29

It's my birthday, it's my birthday

Ahem anyway..

So let's just say ya know that you hear a sound  behind you.. Most people will say , "yes who's there ?"

Gurl !?!? You darn know who's there !!!! It's not a kitten!!! It's a stinkin  zombie!!

And unless the zombie has a superpower to talk  I seriously doubt it's gonna say "oh snap ,ya figured it out. I'm gonna go now.."

No!!!! It will hear you and be like okay today's meal is self serve.