Chapter 2: rules of sass
Here are the top ten rules to help you with being sassy:
#1: Always have a comeback for everything.
Never back down from a sass-off, even though their insults start to hurt, don't let it get to you. Try commenting about their imperfections and problems. Keep on going until they just give up.
#2: Be sassy and sarcastic at inappropriate times
If you've all read the Maze Runner saga, then you know how sassy Minho is. If the Gladers were in a serious problem, Minho would open his mouth while the others would just glare at him while he doesn't give a klunk.
#3: Walk out if you don't get what you want
If your friends don't give you what you want, say something sassy, roll your eyes and give them the hand. Then, walk away in style. They're true friends if they'll still hang out with.
#4: Always say the word 'fabulous'
Ever since Sharpay Evans said it, millions of closet sasslatifas (yep) have woken up. So if you give peasants the hand, add 'bitch please, I'm fabulous.' 'Because I'm fabulous' does the trick.
#5: Learn to get physical
You need to get in a fight when you need to. So if you said that you would break their face; beat the shit outta them. Nobody will take you seriously if you're all bark and no bite.
#6: Tell others to deal with your sass
When everyone gets annoyed of your sass, which is probably all the time, bat your eyes and say 'deal with it' you might even not get into trouble with your sass.
#7: Have attitude in your voice
Whenever you sass someone, speak sharply and bitchy. Some people are known as the nice, shy quiet kind and would blush whenever you talk to them. But if you correct them on something or insult them, they'll probably raise their eyebrows and give you a really bitchy 'excuse me!?' and sass you until you die. Like, bipolar much?
#8: Fear no one (except your parents)
If you're sassy as Louis Tomlinson to your friends, then you should be the same sass level with your brother or teachers. However, you may want to tone your sassiness down a bit when it comes to your parents: they'd give your ass a beating if you sass (oml that rhymed!) them too much, and your Mom could be even sassier than you.
#9: Also be sarcastic.
It wouldn't hurt if you add sarcasm here and there. You may wanna roll your eyes too.
#10: Moving your hips like Shakira
This is optional, but if you want to walk away in sass, then follow this rule. As soon as you turn around, make your hips swish (but not too swishy!) and walk with your chin up and stare strate ahead.
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