Tori
I just stared at the envelope she held out to me. This bitch is bold. I already know she's lying about being pregnant. I hired a PI a month ago so when she started posting her "undercover lover" statuses all over social media... Smh....
"I won't be needing that envelope, Latricia. If you can pee in a cup for a doctor, you can pee on a stick for me. Kiana, would you mind showing our guest to the powder room?" I asked, politely.
Latricia looked more nervous than a hooker in church. Then that attitude kicked in.
"I'm not about to go pee on a stick for you or nobody else!", she snarled. "I was just trying to put you up on game before I go to the press about my pregnancy, but since you wanna act like that, I'm about to call TMZ, the local news, and anyone else that will listen." she said while stepping into my personal space.
I gave Kiana a glace and a nod. She immediately picked up my parents' urns and put them in the hallway. Once that was done, I jumped up and punched Latricia square in her face. Kalvin reacted about 5 seconds too late, and she fell through the coffee table, knocked out cold.
As Kalvin and his friends stared at me stupidly, Kiana brought the urns back in, while I retrieved a manila folder from the antique desk in the corner. I picked up the pitcher of ice water from the end table next to my chair and threw it on Latricia, who then jumped up and winced as the pain in her nose hit her. She brought her hands to her face , and once she realized she was bleeding, was infuriated. Kalvin jumped in front of her as she lunged toward me.
"Latricia," I began, " I suggest you calm down and sit down before I knock you on your ass again. You invaded my space once already, and I won't hesitate to kick your ass all over my house and then have you locked up for trespassing. Oh, and you will be paying for my $14,000 Louis XIV table your fat ass destroyed. Now, as far as going to the press goes, do what you want with the falsified information you collected. Beca..."
"Oh I'm going to the press for sure now! Let's see how rich you feel while you're in jail for assaulting a pregnant woman!" she exclaimed while flinging her now wet weave out of her eyes. She sat back in her seat with a haughty smirk, while mascara ran down her cheeks.
"First of all, wipe your face! Sitting there looking like a drunk ass raccoon.." Kiana started as we all started snickering. "Second, bitch you ain't na more pregnant than Kalvin's trifling ass is. You ain't the only one with tricks up your sleeves, ho." Kiana stated in full hood mode. "Tori, show her what you got in your folder." she said as she sat in the chair next to mine.
"Well, let's see...." I said as I opened the folder in my lap. There was a thick stack of pictures, some audio discs, as well as several notes and documents from my PI. " Latricia is originally from Jackson, Ms. She moved to Atlanta after being wanted as an accessory to murder her senior year in high school. She allegedly lured the victim to a hotel, where he was later robbed and murdered. She was seen fleeing the scene moments before gunshots rang out. The actual murderer was later apprehended, and claimed she had nothing to do with it, that they had known each other for years and that is why she was spared. However, her significant tuition bill was paid in full less than two days after the incident." I looked up at the expression on Latricia's face as I turned the page. She looked like she was about to shit a brick! "Latricia has been grifting for the last 3 years. She is known to date wealthy men that are either married or in a relationship, fake pregnancies, and blackmail them into paying her off. She is currently juggling 5 men, including Kalvin Sharpe." I finished, handing the pictures to Kalvin. In the stack, there were several pictures of men leaving her apartment at all hours of the day and night, including a congressman, a player for the Hawks, and the son of a wealthy businessman. There were even pictures of a very pregnant woman leaving her house on several different days. While Kalvin looked through the pictures, I picked up my laptop and began making arrangements for her immediate eviction and repossession of the car Kalvin gave her. I also sent out an email to all of the gentlemen in the photos, with an attachment of the notes from my PI and the photos, letting them know what was going on. There was going to be so many people waiting to kick her ass when she got home, they would have get in line! "Now, Latricia, you can do one of two things. You can either leave peacefully or leave in an ambulance, but," I said, while standing up, "you bout to get the hell up out of here!".
Latricia stood and walked toward the door angrily. She turned and said, "Ok, so you beat me. Do you really think I'll be the last one?" she asked.
" No." I said, "but I'll always be the better one, the smarter one, and the only one he married." I replied as I walked behind her.
After she left, I strolled back into the room with my purse in my hand. Kiana looked at me, smirked, and said, "Everything's been handled. The sheriff is on his way, and the repo truck is following her now."
"Good. Now call Rooms To Go and tell them to repo all my furniture before she tries to steal it." I stated as I walked toward Kalvin. Before he even knew what was happening, I started slapping him upside the head with my purse.
"You.. WHAP ..got .. WHAP.. your.. WHAP.. hoes.. WHAP.. coming to ..WHAP WHAP ..MY! WHAP.. FUCKING!.. WHAP.. HOUSE NOW!!!!!!" I screamed, trying to tear his head off with my Fendi bowler.
I have NEVER been so pissed in my ENTIRE life!!!
Kalvin jumped up, knocking me down in the process. When Kiana saw me fall, she blacked out! When I tell you she was throwing bows on that boy.....
"Nigga, I wish the fuck you WOULD touch her!" She screamed. Kalvin's flunkies managed to pull her off of him just in time for me to grab my tazer.
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz" was all that could be heard as Kalvin shook and gyrated from the electricity being sent into his chest. His boys looked on helplessly as he collapsed to the floor, still jerking.
"So y'all gon put her down, or do you want to join your friend down there," I asked while standing to my feet.
They put Kiana down and backed away as Kalvin finally stopped convulsing. I walked over to Kalvin, knelt down and whispered." The next time a bitch comes to my doorstep, it's the 9mm for you, and the Tazer for her, do you understand me? I asked while stroking the side of his face.
He nodded slowly and I stood and walked away..
Kalvin
That day was the beginning of the end of our marriage. As the years went on, it seemed like I just kept doing dumber and dumber shit, like I was deliberately trying to ruin this woman. But as I watched her laughing and dancing with that nigga, I finally understood how she felt every time she caught me down bad.
"Man, let's go!" I barked as I stood up. I can't watch another minute of this bullshit.
Omniscient
I snapped a picture of Tori and her "mystery man and they laughed and danced. I was right behind the picture of Kalvin holding his sidepiece by her neck against the wall. Won't these babies come in handy......
