Chapter 2
We pulled up to a gorgeous two story homes with freshly cut grass and rose bushes in the front yard. A pearl white Audi SUV was parked in the driveway.
“Well,” Kiana said with a laugh. “At least he don’t have these hoes rolling harder than us.”
“This is very true.” I confirmed while thinking about my purple Maybach, gold Audi coupe, and Kiana’s silver and black Range and her hot pink Lambo.
We strolled casually to the door. I knocked in the pattern that Kalvin had embedded in my mind.
Boom Ba Boom Ba Boom Boom Boom, Ba Boom Boom Ba Boom Ba Boom Boom Boom…… That Hotboyz beat….
She opened the door within seconds. “Kalvin I’m not changing my mi….”
She stood in shock as Kiana and I pushed past her and closed the door behind us. She stood petite at about 5’1”, was caramel toned, and had long silky Remi 28” locks in black fading to blond flowing down her back. She had a cute little hour glass figure, but her booty ain’t banging like mine though. (You can sit a tea service for 4 on my shit comfortably, for real.)
“So, you’re Kalvin’s new baby mama. Tiana, is it?” I said while seating myself on the arm of her sofa.
She looked completely shocked, like she might’ve fainted if I were alone. She recovered quickly, going from confused to furious in 1.2 seconds.
“It’s Tatyana actually, but who the hell are ya’ll?” she stated angrily.
“No need to get all pissy, boo.” Kiana said. “I’m Kalvin’s baby mama, Kiana, and this is my Wife in Law, Tori.”
“As in his wife, Tori.” I said, interrupting Ki. That girl went from pissed to humble so quick, I would’ve believed it my damn self if I wasn’t present to see it.
“Hi..his WIFE? Oh my Gawd! Tori! I’m so..”
“So what, boo? Sorry? Sad? Thirsty? Or are you shocked that I’m a real person and not some bitch he made up so he didn’t have to be with you full time? Baby I been here and there, done that, brought a t-shirt and went on vacation. I’m not worried about you sleeping with him. Hell, I’m proud of you for having the since to get something out of it. Thank you though, for decorating MY home so beautifully though.” I said. I can’t lie, this bitch has taste. The walls are covered in tasteful black and white art, and the décor of the whole room is red, black, and silver. Where the hell did this ho find silver carpet? Either way it is rather nice.
“Wait a minute, YOUR HOME? All this is mine, boo…” she stated with much attitude. “I have a lease that states that I have this place for the next 6 months.” She then opened a drawer in the TV stand to show me her lease.
I took it from her, actually reading it, which is obviously a step she skipped. It was only about five pages, so a minute later I looked up at her with a smirk. “Kiana, will you please read this to this simpleton, since she didn’t read the lease or the fine print?”
“Who you calling simple, you basic bitch?” she hissed while lunging towards me. Kiana batted her in the face with her 9mm, knocking her to the floor with blood spewing from her nose.
“You, dumb ass.” Ki stated, while holding her gun facing Tatyana. I smirked and pulled my .40, which I named Goldie, out of my thigh holster.
“Never underestimate your opponent, sugar.” I said with a wink. “Kiana, if you will…”
Kiana then sat her purse on the table, pulled out her reading glasses, cleaned them (lol she is SO extra), and put them on. She picked up the lease and said,
