Random Parody

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This is more of a vision wat I think might happen if I'm at DL...Enjoy~ also check de crack out (vid)

Aisu's pov
Urrrgggggg this shit is getting boring I can't go anywhere without being called/dragged/bitten I miss my guns and knives

*KNOCK* *KNOCK*

Aisu: who the hell is that?

Me:  HELLLOOOOOOOO???!!?!!!!

Aisu: AUTHOR-CHAN!!! *open door*

Me: AISUUUU ~~ how's yo day~?

Aisu: terible got 3 bites in one morning

Me: wow that's sick even at breakfast???!!

Aisu: yea those assholes

Me: they should fuck a cactus...

Aisu: * hysterical laugh* awsome

Laito: nee~ bitch-chan is here *gets behind me*

Me: YOU SHOO FUCK OFF

Aisu: you get my feeling now

Me: YES YES I DO

Reiji: Ms Clara (yes dat ma name) can you stop cursing you already have bad manners and now your horse is trying to eat chocolate in the kitchen

Me: Well mr mad hatter MY HORSE IS CHOCOLATE FUELED BOOM in ya face bleh bleh bleh

Reiji: *huge tick mark* do you remember what I told you  about comparing me with with that horrid movie

Me: uhhh no, no I don't *more irk marks appear on his head*

Aisu: *saw my unicorn* wow can I ride this? *gets on*

Me: I don't th- *my unicorn flew away leaving rainbow farts* ooooo shit...

Ruki: where's Aisu?

Azusa: her horse.... got her

Yuma: WHAT?!!

Me: eyyyy~ u like her :}

All eyes on me glaring

Me: *sweat drop * yeaaaaa she won't be back for mybe I don't know few hours or more soooo sadly now Imma her replacement my card~

' Kathleen's Madhouse
    Main Job: Anoying the hell out of people
Quote: Madness is just a teacup away
Phone: yes

(Not my real number  )

Ayato: well I am hungry so-

Me: * brings out sledge hammer from hat chase him around* YOU AINT GONNA HAVE MY BLOOD YOU

Reiji: great another nuisance...

Ayato: WOW calm down!!!!

Shuu: *gets straight jacket puts it on me* there

Me: OIIII U COUCH POTATO *thrash around until Yuma & Subaru holds me down*

Laito: alright now Bitch-chan is all tied up-

Me: ESCAPED!!!!!!!! *with a fork*

Subaru: WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD GIVE YOU THAT

Me: uhhh me?

Kou: Do you want to see magic~

Me: YAS

Kou: alright first get in this room *shows dungeon*

Me: *evil glare* Bruh you serious now? welp gotta go to gardens~~ SEE YA don't you dare stalk me especially you tea fucking piegon*goes out from window *

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