"No Jax, three time two is not five!" I exclaim. This dude might be hot but he is dumber than my little cousin.
"Then what in the name of wizards is three times two?!" He shouts.
"You need to solve it yourself," I say. He rolls his eyes and thinks for a bit.
"Six?" He questions. I raise my eyebrow. "I mean, six." I smile showing my hopefully clean teeth.
"Yay, well there you go," I sigh getting ready to leave.
"Wait Emma," Jax says. I turn around to see a worried Seuss. "I need to ask you an important question." Oh mah lord. "Do you want to go to prom with me?"
"Sure," I say. Although I also wanted Daniel to ask me out.
"What about Daniel? I thought you two were hitting it off pretty well." My mole twitches.
"Forget that nigga!" I scream. Did I just say that? Jax laughs like a man on steroids.
"Ok, bye." He walks away. Can't believe my daddy just asked me out to prom.
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I woke up to the big time rush theme song. I love that band so much. O dance on my bed and then fall. My dad rushes up to my room.
"Emma, sweetie are you okay?!" He frantically asks.
"Yes," I say. I think I'm wet because of Jame's vocal chords but other than that I is aight.
"Alright, well we got to get to school. Meet you there," he says patting me one the head and strolling away. I get up and wear something that shows a lot of cleavage. I wanted Daniel to ask me out. I know you're probably thinking, but Jax?!? Forget that nigga. Daniel is my daddy. #demmaforever You might say, "this bitch is a slut!" Um I'm just very confused. At one point Daniel makes my pubes stick up, the second Jax makes my mole twitch. Well gotta get to school. Hopefully Daniel gets a boner.
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Emma's Choice (twisted every witch way story!)
Novela Juvenil*DISCLAIMER THIS IS ALL A JOKE AND SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY I MADE THIS IN 2015 SO ISSA JOKE* Emma Alonso has to choose between Jax and Daniel for a prom date. It isn't so easy if you're in love with both, right? Read to find out who she chooses!