A//N : HEY BITCHES IM BACKKKKK AND THIS BOOK IS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHHAHA ITS ALL A JOKE DONT GET BUTTHURT YOU UGLIES ❤️❤️ BUT YEA HERES A NEW CHAPTER DOES ANYONE EVEN READ THIS ? NO ? WELL MY FRIENDS DO SO HEYYYYY ! OKAY BYE ENJOY
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I spot Mia's ugly self sitting in the back of class with my Daniel the villager, they don't notice me. I literally want to kill her. Ugh what is that smell, did I not use deodorant today?
I sniff my armpits. HOLY SHITBALLS THEY STINK. I almost throw up and Daniel spots me gagging.
"Emma? You good?" He shouts from the back and I watch Mia roll her eyes in disgust. Bitch I will fuck you up-"Emma?" I shake out of my thoughts.
"No I'm not please help me!" I say making my voice sound like every horny blonde bitch in movies. He runs over to me and feels my head. "Why are you with her?" I start talking in my normal voice. His nose scrunches up..fuck it's my fishy armpits right? Or my bloody pad that I haven't changed since last night..what I was busy okay?
"You smell that? Anyways what do you mean she's just a friend."
"Just a friend?! Why are you lying Danny?" I say looking down. I want him to eat me out like his lips are so tiny it would feel weird but I like it hehehehe. Oh no I can feel a fart. He has that effect on me.
"I'm not, you're the only one I want," he whispers into my ears sending shivers down my spine. His breath smells like tuna and it's hot asf IDC.
"Prove it," I say folding my arms. He was obviously lying. Mia was still staring, does she not have a life? He pulls me close and crashes his lips onto mine, they feel so soft and suddenly I feel a fart escape my butthole. It was quiet tho. We pull apart and Mia is gone. HEHEHEHEHEHE TAKE THAT YOU KENTUCKY KANAY OR WHATEVER YOU ARE HEHEHEHEHEHE. I smile at Daniel and his nose scrunches again. Who cares, I continue to kiss him with more passion. God I loved this villager.
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A//N : HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ISSA JOKE K BYE DONT KNOW WHEN ILL EVER WRITE A NEW CHAPTER BUT TOODLES 💗
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Emma's Choice (twisted every witch way story!)
Novela Juvenil*DISCLAIMER THIS IS ALL A JOKE AND SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY I MADE THIS IN 2015 SO ISSA JOKE* Emma Alonso has to choose between Jax and Daniel for a prom date. It isn't so easy if you're in love with both, right? Read to find out who she chooses!
