When you're playing tag with the last pieces of cereal
Ok so this happened to me yesterday. I woke up at like 8am even though I feel asleep at 5. Anyways I went downstairs and got me some cereal cuz I was too lazy to warm up some leftovers. So I'm eating my cereal and it came down to the last 3 pieces. Now I don't know what happened but them bitches started moving faster than light. I mean every time I touched they moved. It was stressing me out, and on top of that my grandmother was coming downstairs asking stupid ass questions. Like she sees me eating food, there's is no need to ask what I am doing. Then she had the nerve to tell me "Let it go". I didn't know thus was Frozen, like go eat a cookie. I was really determined to eat all of the cereal. Then my Nana was like "Since your so determined to eat the cereal you should drink the MILK TOO" I turned my head so quick you would've thought I snapped my neck. Now I know she know that I am lactose intolerant, like come on man. So I got up poured my cereal out and went to bed. Everything stresses me out. I NEED TO EAT A FUCKING COOKIE. I ALSO NEED THERAPY
