So before I start this story let me tell you the characters
Girl I don't like is pumpkin cuz she is shaped like one
My bestie is Beyoncé because I am her Nicki
Ok
So this all started last week on Thursday. I was on Snapchat when I came across pumpkins story I was skipping through her story when I came across her throwing shade. It said I was peeping some things in chours but I'm just gonna sip my tea. Oh and just in case you were wondering that is not a typo that is exactly what she said. So I texted Beyoncé and was like do you know who pumpkin is talking about
And she was like like the bitch was talking about me cuz she was sitting with me and my bae the whole time
So I was like mmmm ok
So then I posted don't throw shade if you can't spell and I left it at that
So Monday comes and we are in Chorus talking. I am an alto Beyoncé and pumpkin are sopranos. As we were talking I turned my head and I saw that Beyoncé looked mad. So I told her to fix her face. Then she was like I got something to tell you after class so I'm like ok.
So class ends and we are walking to lunch we get our food and sit down.
So i said what did you have to tell me
Beyoncé was like pumpkin was talking shit about you. She was like bitch is jealous of me because I got what they don't.
LETS PAUSE RIGHTY HERE
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOUR UNTALENTED ASS YHINKS I AM JEALOUS OF YOU. PLEASE EAT A DICK LIKE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE JEALOUS OF YOUR YOUR DIRTY BECK OR YOUR BURLEY BACK LIKE I AM TOO TALENTED TO BE JEALOUS OF YOU I AM A SINGER A DANCER AND ACTRESS AND MANY MORE THINGS ALL YOU DO IS INHALE ABD EXHALE AND I AM CERTAINLY NOT JEALOUS OF THE CLASSES YOU ARE IN YOU WERE PUT ON TEAM TWO FOR A REASON YOU ARE SLOW ME ON THE OTHER IS LEAVING MIDDLE SCHOOL WOTH SIX HIGH SCHOOL CREDITS YOU HAVE NONE SO PLEASE EAT A FUCKING COOKIE
STORY RESUMES
So the end of the day comes and I'm on the bus. Pumpkin rides my bus. We're on the bus and she comes up to me and is like were you and Beyoncé talking about me yesterday. It's Monday yesterday was Sunday so I said no I was praising our lord and savior Jesus Christ. But if you're talking about how you tried to throw shade low key but you had many spelling errors then you are highly correct bye hoe and that was the end of that
THE END
