Relatable Problem #13

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When people ask for my food

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Ok so last week was a stressful week for me, not only were the teachers giving us 100 pounds of homework, but the kids at my school were acting like a bunch of crumb snatchers. Like if you're hungry eating a damn cookie. If you don't want a cookie digest the oxygen. Anyways there is one girl in my school, who like taking everyone's food. Let's call her mop cuz her hair looked like a mop. So on Thursday I went to lunch, and I was hungry as fuck. I got my lunch and sat down. When I sat down I realized I forgot my fork. So I told my best friend to watch my food. I come back and mop is eating my chicken and my friend is just shaking her head. So I sit down and I see that mop has a lunchbox full of untouched food, so I grabbed the sandwich, yogurt, chips, and Gatorade, and walked off with my best friend behind. Then mop had the nerve to come up to me and say, " you took my food" So I was like "bitch last time I checked you took my food when you had food already so fuck off, eat a cookie, and drink the oxygen"
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