Don't judge a book by its chapter titles!!!!! Seriously I already know what your thinking. Chess. Oh. My. God. FREAKING CHESS!! Yes it sounds boring but how can it be when two of your best friends are neck and neck right next to you. Yes, both Kelsi and Mathew are battleing it out on the field at the moment. I'm sitting in Standpipe (an actual place by the way. They serve AMAZING coffee by the way) drinking something, I don't know what it is I just went up to Renee and was like throw something together. So she did and now I'm drinking a "iced whatever". Quite refreshing. I'm attempting to keep my headache at bay but failing.
Well anyway, enough about me lets talk about chess. Mostly I'll be quoting my friends hilarious exchange of words.
"Boring. Boring kill. Be interesting. You should have never have done that. Thats not check mate you idiot! Who taught you how to play chess?"
"Stop it! I dont even understand you right now. Go away. Your ruining my vibe man."
"This is funny. this is a funny move. Hes bringing out his horse. Are you a coward? come onnnn dooo iittttt. oo a side line move. Come on you know you want to do it."
"There are so many freaking pawns. I hate you I hate you"
"You know that was a good move."
"Who are you even helping?"
"Im not helping anyone im just doing this for my own fun"
"I want to play you. You know the genius?"
"What genius?"
"the one at my church"
"no hes not a genius!"
"then whos a genius?"
"Im a genius"
"Oh sureeee of course you would say that"
"Do it. You know you want to do it. What are you afraid of? Of losing? Oh no your going to die anyway. No I'm the one controling the game. Fascinationg! Look at the pond! Did not see that one coming. Yessss do it. Kill his knight. Perfect."
"Are you trying to kill me?"
"No"
"I don't trust you."
"You shouldn't. He's like 'do i want to kill it.' Kill it. Kill it in spanish. So bored so bored of finnally! 1 2 ok good. go for."
"Can you watch the counter for me so I can go get some lunch?" -Renee.
no im kinda busy controlling lives right now. go do it your self. call the food trucl. yea jeff will come. slite his throat. do it. no thats sexist. or you could move it to the side. do it. ah slow game. boring.
all our games are slow
*chuckling*
kill it slow. kill his queen.
im not going to kill it slowly
yes make her suffer
no thats not the point im tormenting her
we need to play time chess that so much more fun.
yes i know people are crying in fromnt of you
yo look like your stressed. depending on how yo loose this game that will determine the amount of respext i have for you. doo ittt yo know you want to. kill it. no put it down. im going to give you 20 sec until im goiung to flip this board. ok move it up three. no to the right. this is a fast paced game. oh wait., yessss ohh yess. kill his rook. wrong move no dont do that. that thing your doung with your king. yes thats a wrong move. dont you trust me? im your friend hi im steven , oh thats an interesting move. no hurry u[p in porteguees. hes scared. hes shaking hes crying on the inside
im crying on the inside
now move your queen
you need -
dont type that unless you want to die, in four years,
- to explain yourself when you tell me to do thiese things
no
you need to kill her. dont worry about this. why are youj worrying abioutths? yo dont need to do this. no you can tdo that
mahtew for the first time yes you can do that
no you cant loiik it up
look it up staring pointedly at me
no im not looking it up im doing the dialog on you guys
huffs fine
yes do that move. your going to die anyway. ok now hes going to protect his king he cant retreat
do you want oixxa? ]
noi i dont want pozza that was the better move giid job
hmm does it take a separte move?
hmm?
when he moves there is it his move
yes. dont ,move ther its pointless
oo this is going to be asesome your going to have to read this
alright move the other pawn could have been better. font move the queen
look at this comentary guys! im going to hal
im pretty sure that pawn is just a piece of wood and it is gianing no plesure from you fondling it. stop movingit.
i saif garentee
okay fine
im garenteesure that pawn is just a piece of wood and it is gianing no plesure from you fondling it. stop movingit.
phone call
okay guys we didnt get anystuddying done but i have got to leave
-i did not throw it i just disiminated the peices.
Move!
No!
Yes go
No I feel like if I move he's going k be disappointed
Noooo just goooo
Steven returns
No not the queen
Then the knight
No I guess the queen is alright there you go you lost. Tho he probably learned more. Winning is bitter sweet yes I know. Ok guys enjoy
Omg that was intense
I'm afrai of him
Laughing
Omg ok ok
I get white this time
Fine!!
*strts new game*
that one didn't count bc of Steven
Ok
Nooooo my masterplannnnnn
Hahah lol
I don't like that guy
He's just in you imagination
Stop thy stop that omg Mathew don't do that
Too what stop what
Omg Mathew I'm going to kill you kill you
YOU ARE READING
Welp, I tried
Ficção AdolescenteThis is a composition of a whole bunch of different stories I wrote. Feel free to comment on what you want me to write or if you want me to continue a certain story. Again this is just a mash up of a lot of randomness. I don't judge so neither shoul...
