Pizza Delivery Boy // l.h

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HEY GUYS!

This is a new book that I'm trying out, I literally thought of the idea a few seconds ago bc i saw an ad for dominos pizza lmao

Hope you enjoy it you fucklets ;)

(this book may be very different to my other stories as it literally will be lowercase intended and majority will be in the style of texting a few chapters in)

omg that gif relates to this book so much akfadlf he looks so hot i can't

-mardi-

i sigh dramatically as i pick up my phone to order pizza from dominos over the app. i choose the triple plus delivery deal and choose my three pizzas. pepperoni pizza, cheese pizza and meatlovers. I choose coke for the drink.

then it comes to the section where i put in specific orders, as if i have a dog to make them watch out for. i roll my eyes and then smirk. i type in carefully...

write a terrible sexual joke in the box.

perfect.

i confirm the order and put in my address and all that shit. my phone vibrates, telling me that i've confirmed my order, then it shows the pie chart of how long it will be. i smile to myself, and then my phone vibrates again from my group conversation with my lads.

mikey: mardison where u at i need my bby girl

cal: shut up michael, its basically 12 i don't have time for ur shit.

me: wow rude asf calum. btw.. its 11:32pm

mikey: yeah bitch. apologize u fkn whore

cal: no fuck off u slut ur the one who started this shit

mikey: its not my fault that i love my mardison.

me: my name is mardi.

cal: get rekt michael she loves me

me: i don't love any of you

mikey: yes u do. don't lie

cal: yeh

ash: literally go to hell all of you. ur stupid annoying messages woke me up u fuckers.

me: ashton daddy ur here!

ash: love u bby girl.

cal: wow #rude

mikey: i reckon jesus. i thought u loved me mardison.

me: it's mardi u fucker.

whiny fucker 1: wow sori. love you MARDI

whiny fucker 2: shut up michael.

ash: shut up all of you (except mardi she's accepted)

me: aw love u ash :*

whiny fucker 2: shut up u two. what happened to cashton ashton???????

whiny fucker 1: cashton? wtf. i thought it was #mashton????

me: wtf are you all talking bout. its #marshton

whiny fucker 1: marshton sounds like a fucking alien.

ash: yeh marshton sounds kinda weird... sori bby.