The Vloggers [1D]

Chapter 41

-CHAPTER 41-

*JAZS P.O.V*

"Hello! What up guys? Im sitting here in my kitchen while Addie is currently sleeping upstairs." I spoke to the camera, pointig up to indicate the location of Addie.

"Ive been awake for quite awhile now. Brushed my teeth and did my hair" I smiled big and stretched my mouth to show my teeth and patted my hair. "While Addie is probably drooling about Soda Pop from The Outsiders."

"So, because im a nice person and would always look out for my BFF," I continued, doing awkward hand motions at the the term 'BFF'."Im going to draw on her face with this black sharpie, pour honey down her body and stick these pads and tampons on her. Its going to be great." I grinned mischeviously, holding up the essential objects.

"Lets go!" I exclaimed, grabbing the camera and recording myself walking up the steps and into my bedroom.

"There she is, the sleeping beauty. Actually, shes no beauty." I whispered into the camera, aiming at Addies sleeping figure.

"Good thing is, Addies a pretty heavy sleeper." I crept closer to her,standing by the edge of the bed. I set the camera on the brown dresser next to my bed, making sure it was aimed at Addie and I.

I uncapped the marker and set to work. On her forehead, I wrote caca face with a mound of poop at the end. On one cheek I wrote Jaz was here and on the other I drew a mini monkey. I dont know why but it just came to me. I sketched a mustache with curling ends above her lip and a massive beard on her chin. I gave her a unibrow and I even drew glasses. Above the word caca face, I drew the same scar Harry Potter has.

I replaced the cap on the marker and threw it behind me aimlessly. I crawled near the camera and whispered so not to wake Addie.

"Phase one complete!"

I grabbed the small bottle of honey and uncapped it silently. I smirked at the camera then turned back to Addie. Since she lay on her back with her face up, it was easy to access her entire body after peeling back the covers.

I slowly and carefully poured the sticky honey up and down her body, creating random swirls and circles. She barley moved. Incrediable.

I placed the honey back on my dresser and grabbed the pads and tampons I had laid out. I stuck them in various places with no precise positions.

"Now, we wake her." I grinned menacingly.

I lowered my mouth down near her ear, taking a breath before screaming.

"ADDIE!"

She jumped and flung her arms out with a scream.

"What the fuck?" She yelled, taking in the women care products stuck on her.

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" She screeched once more.

I grabbed the camera despite my urge to drop to the floor laughing.

"Say hi!" I chuckled, pointing the camera at her.

"Youre a bastard. I hate you. Go die." She breathed, getting up from the bed.

"Wait, wait! Lets get a full view." I stopped her from leaving and slowly walked around her, getting every inch of every body part victimized.

"Im gonna shower." She mumbled walking away.

"I dont think shes noticed her face yet." I chuckled, aiming the camera at me after she left into the bathroom.

"JAZLYN!"

"Whoops, spoke to soon." I grimaced, shrugging at the camera.

"Well hope you liked that video. If you did, give it a thumbs up and if you didnt give it a thumbs up cause I dont care. Please subscribe to our channel cause that would make us very happy girls! And Addie needs happiness right now. Follow us on Twitter as well which is somewhere down there." I said, pointing downwards.