A Day in the Life of a Student

26

It seems that everything weird happens in Math class.

Why Math class?

I have no idea.

Ok. It was an average day, and I was sitting in my seat in the back of the room, oblivious to what my friend next to me was planning.

My friend Kate is pretty weird.

So, I'm checking my homework from the previous day, ladelalala......

Suddenly, she turns over and asks, "So, who do you have a crush on?"

I was like, What the Heck is Going On??????

What is going on??? Your friend just asked you who do you have a crush on. Come on it is not rocket science.

I mean, Kate and I are pretty good friends, but really? Math class, of all places?

Grace, who, unfortunately, sits right in front of me, turns around and starts smiling this weird derpy smile.

Kate suddenly makes a noise. "I know!"

Uh..... you know what?

"You have a crush on Harry Potter!"

Grace starts laughing really hard.

I'm sitting here awkwardly, trying to find a way to GET OUT OF THIS HORRIBLE SITUATION, but, alas, I'm stuck here for another twenty minutes.

Great.

Kate grins. She's going to have fun with this, I can tell.

"Nah..." she says looking like she's pondering something.

"You like Percy Jackson!"

Excuse me? How come all of my supposed crushes are on fictional characters?

Because all the boys in our class is stupid.

Suddenly, this girl (her name is Kate too) turns around.

"Isn't Percy Jackson a girl?"

Excuse me? I know you didn't insult my favorite fandom of all time, bruh!

The other Kate starts laughing.

"Yes, Jasmine's gay for Percy Jackson!"

That doesn't even make any sense!

Grace must think so, too, because she voices my thoughts exactly.

Kate, sadly, has an answer for this.

"Jasmine's a boy, obviously."

I need to get out of here.

I finally speak up. "I'm not a boy!"

Kate laughs. "Sure you're not."

Then Grace makes a noise. Uh-oh. She's up to something.

"What?" I sound very desperate.

"I would say something, but you'd hate me forever."

Ugh. I hate not knowing something.

"I'll hate you more if you don't tell me what you want to say."

Grace nods. "I bet Jasmine likes Chica."

Okay, long story short. Chica is a guy. His real name isn't Chica, obviously, but somebody once said his name, and I thought they said Chica, so there you go. Anyway, a lot of people know I find Chica really annoying. Grace is one of them.

"Grace!" I cry, really annoyed (and humiliated, because my brother is in this class).

"Shush!"

Grace laughs, and that's that.

For now.

But you forgot there was a time where Grace said that you (Jasmine) liked my twin and that I liked Jasmine's twin.

Then me: "In your dreams"