Just a Feeling

nineteen

STAN'S POV

I was in Mr. Garrison's class very bored.

I kept looking at the clock and obviously glancing at Wendy.

She was paying attention and actually writing notes.

I've never seen someone do that before.

I guess that's something smart people do.

But at the same time, Kyle doesn't take notes.

He's just naturally smart.

I was scribbling something down Garrison said, trying to make myself productive when a folded paper landed on my desk.

I opened it and it was from Kyle.

Dude, we need to talk

I replied, What, dude?

I waited impatiently as Kyle writes something down.

It's about Wendy....

My heart stopped. WHAT?!?!?! TELL ME

When I get nervous, I awkwardly tap my fingers on the desk.

I guess that's what I was doing since Clyde, who was sitting next to me, just glared at me.

"Sorry," I whisper.

The note flops on my desk and I try to open it when...

"Stan, are you passing notes in class?!" Mr. Garrison says.

My heart beats rapidly as all eyes were on me.

Fuck.

"I -- uh--"

"Give that to me," He says coming towards my desk.

"NO!" I say putting it under my desk.

"Okay, then would you mind reading it in front of the class, Stanley?" He says putting his hands on his hips.

I gulp looking at Kyle who's face was as red as his hair.

I slowly got up and walked to the front.

Everyone was looking at me, I hated it.

"Um...the note says...." I say unfolding it.

I read it to myself once.

Wendy's faking this WHOLE thing, dude.

My hands start shaking and I look at the class again.

I put it behind my back.

"Well?" Mr.Garrison says.

"I-It says...'your mom has sweet boobs,'" I lied.

Every boy in the class busted out laughing.

"Ha-ha very funny, ya smart ass. GO SIT DOWN AND DON'T INTERRUPT ME AGAIN," Mr. Garrison says and I sit in my desk.

"Now back to what I was saying..." He says and goes on with his lecture.

Clyde elbows me, "Your mom does have sweet tits, bro."

I almost gagged and put my head down.

******AFTER CLASS*****

After class I immediately go to Kyle who was standing next to Kenny.

"Nice cover up," He rolls his eyes.

"WELL HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO SAY THIS?!" I say.

"Okay, true," He says, "But anyways...it's true! Kenny and I heard everything."

"Yeah, man. It was fucking ridiculous." Kenny muffles.

I narrowed my eyes at them, "You're lying."

"What?" Kyle says softly.

"You're lying," I simply repeat.

"No...no we aren't" Kyle looks back at Kenny.

"Yes you are. Wendy would never do that to me....maybe her bitchy friends...but not her, she's different," I say crossing my arms.

"Wait, you honestly think Kenny and I would lie to you, Stan?" Kyle says.

"Well, no I didn't. But we learn something new everyday, right?"

"You unbelievable bastard," Kyle laughs.

I just roll my eyes and turn around to leave them.

"Oh, and one thing Stan," Kyle says and I turn around very annoyed.

"When your hearts broken into tiny fucking pieces...don't come running to me. Maybe Kenny will forgive you--"

"No I fucking won't," Kenny muffles.

"Okay, nevermind no he wont. But do not come running to us, I'm done," He says and walks away.

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Heyyy everyone!

I just have a tiny little rant about South Park's 'dark weeks'.

If you don't know what a dark week is, it's when they don't have an episode....like this week.

There will be three dark weeks in this season, look at the schedule on the website for it because I don't know the dates at the top of my head lol.

But, people were thinking that they missed their deadline because as you know, they make their shows in six days which is pretty fucking impressive.

But I was scrolling through the comments and I couldn't believe the shit people were saying about how they "missed their deadline" "south park isn't funny anymore" or "family guy or the simpsons wouldn't have done this"4

SOUTH PARK AND THE SIMPSONS ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

They don't make their episode in six days...

And Trey and Matt are doing the best they can to make us laugh our asses off.

They have 19 seasons and over 200 episodes and that's amazing.

They work their asses off every week and that's all that matters.

Okay, rant over.

THANKS FOR THE LIKES AND VIEWS!!!!

-Brooke