Just a Feeling

twenty three

STAN'S POV

School will never be the same.

It felt like I was some sort of museum because everyone kept looking at me left and right.

I heard some snickers from people and I didn't care until...

"Dude," a low voice filled my ears.

No...

I looked up to find a raven haired boy with a blue hat with a yellow puff ball hat smirking.

Fuck.

"Leave me alone, Craig," I said gritting my teeth.

"What?! I didn't even say anything to you," he crosses his arms, "Yet."

"I don't wanna hear any of your bullshit," I say trying to get out of the way but Tweek, Clyde, and Token surrounded me.

"My bullshit? At least I wasn't dumb enough to think someone would actually like me."

I just stared at him and I couldn't say anything.

My mouth would move but no words would come out.

"What's wrong, Marsh? Cat's got your tongue?" Clyde laughed.

"Leave him the fuck alone you asswipes," I heard a voice come from the crowd.

Everyone stepped aside and a boy with a bright green ushanka hat and with red curls peeping out the sides.

He looks pissed as fuck.

Standing behind him were Kenny and Cartman.

I smile to myself, shits going down.

"Oh looky here guys it's a montage of FAGGOTS," Cartman sneers and Kenny laughs.

"What the fuck are you talking about fatass," Craig crosses his arms.

"DON'T PLAY SHIT WITH ME CRAIG! I SAW YOU AND TWEEK MAKING OUT IN THE BATHROOM AT THE DANCE...YOU AREN'T SLICK," Cartman says and the whole room is filled with oooos.

Wait, Craig and Tweek are a thing?

Back the fuck up.

Craig's face turns bright red, "We-uh--"

"Cat's got your tongue?" Kyle mocks.

"Whatever, you guys can suck it," Craig says and they walk out.

"OH WE WILL. JUST LIKE YOU SUCKED TWEEK'S DICK LAST NIGHT," Kenny says and everyone laughs.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!" Craig turns around.

Someone in the back yells, "OH SHIT."

Craig's crew came charging at us and the next thing I knew -- we were kicking ass.

Kyle was punching Clyde in the face, Cartman was grabbing Tweek's spiky hair and throwing him against the wall, Kenny was pretty much wrestling/boxing Token, and I was waiting all this time since kindergarten to kick Craig Tucker's ass.

"HEY! HEY! BREAK IT UP M'KAY--M'KAY!?! BREAK IT UP," Our councilor, Mr. Mackey comes stumbling in trying his hardest to break up four fights at once.

******IN THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE*****

"Oh you boys have suddenly done it this time," Principal Victoria says angrily.

"We're sorry," Cartman says. Every time we get called down to the principal's office, that's the first thing he says.

"No, Eric this isn't a 'we're sorry' thing! Those boys are seriously hurt!"

"Well, they should't have been vegan pussies and fought back," Cartman says crossing his arms.

"I've called your parents--"

"NO! NOT MY PARENTS--PLEASE PRINCIPAL VICTORIA! I WAS SUPPOSE TO GO TO CASA BONITA'S THIS WEEKEND," Kyle says.

And we all slowly turn to him, "And you didn't invite us Kyle? What the fuck."

"They're already on their way--"

Knock. Knock.

"Oh, nevermind they're here," She says.

"WHAT?!" We say in unison.

"Come in, parents."

They all walk in and my parents stand behind me already pissed, fuck.

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

HIIIII!!!

So I guess the next book I'll do after I finish this one is gonna be Creek :)

I love that ship so much.

They're relationship goals.

I hope they include them in the next episode.

AND I KNOW I'M USING PRINCIPAL VICTORIA WHO WOULD WANT TO USE P.C. PRINCIPAL OKAY NO

-Brooke