HI GUYS! JUST LETTING YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN GIVE ME IDEAS FOR DARES AND TRUTHS TO INSERT INTO THE BOOK!! YOU ALSO GET FULL CREDIT!!! FOR THIS CHAPTER I'LL MAKE THEM UP, THOUGH....
Me:Okay guys! Here we are! *there are dozens of bean bags and snack tables*
Ash: Serena did you make macaroons because I smell macaroons
Serena:no... wait*sees macaroons on snack tables*that's weird, they smell just like my-
Me:NVM that! lets just start Truth or Dare! Choose a bae bag and we'll start!
May:Ooh! Red I dibs red!
Drew:I'll take green...
Misty:ooh! Cerulean blue!
Bonnie:YAY YELLOW!
Serena:PIIINK!!!! ITS PINK!!!!
Ash:BLUEE!!! ITS BLUEEE!!!
Chammy:THE PANDA ONE IS MINE PEOPLE DON'T TOUCH IT!!!
Llama:THE LLAMA ONE IS MINE PEOPLE DON'T TOUCH IT!!!
Me: Also mine's the paopu fruit one...DON'T. LAY. A. FINGER. ON. IT.
*everyone sits on a bae bag.*
*inserts key into lock*Me:THERE WE GO NOW YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!!!
Everyone:WTF?!?
Me:also Arceus gave me the power to do anything so you're forced to do a dare if you abandon a truth
Everyone:WTF?!?
Me:nvm
Me:FIRST IS FOR GARY!
Gary:WHY ME?!?
Me:because you're Gary mothermucking Oak thats why! ANYWAY THE DARE IS Gary has to cut down the oak family tree!
Gary:What about my truth?!?
Chammy and Llama: There are none!
Everyone:WTF?!?
Me:*oak family tree appears* Misty can you give me your mallet please?
Misty:NEVAR!!!
Me:GIVE IT!!!
Misty: Here
Me:Thank yuh kindly!(Mache-san reference!)*turns into chainsaw*
Misty:MY MALLET!!!
Me: Stop being a baby!Gary*gives Gary chainsaw mallet*
Gary:Do I have to?
Me:Well, you either can do it under your own will and be a man, or you can do it under my influence while Ash films it and posts it on Pokebook(thats facebook)!
Gary:UNDER MY OWN WILL UNDER MY OWN WILL!!!
Me:good!
a little while later
Gary:*panting*that... was exhausting...
Me:OKAY FIRST ONE DOWN NEXT IS FOR PAUL!
Paul:great...
Me:Llama, do you want to handle this one?
Llama:Okay, give me the paper!*hands her paper*
Llama:*reading*You have to act like Llama...so...me...OKAY!! YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE ME AND CHAMMY FOR THE REST OF THIS CHAPTER!!!!
Paul:I'm not doing that...
Me:TOO LATE!*snaps fingers and Paul changes*
Paul:OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH!!!!!!
Dawn:WHAT DID YOU DO TO PAUL?!?
Me:Don't worry, he'll be back to normal by the end! Anyway, NEXT IS FOR ASH-
Barry:WHY ALL THE DUDES, MAN?!?
Me:and Serena...
Chammy and Llama:*fangirl*
Me:the dare is... Serena has to become dense until the end of the chapter! and Ash can't be!!
Gary:That's im-
Me:SHUTUPGARYMOTHERMUKINGOAK!!!
Gary:yes ma'am...
Me:Anyway...*clicks fingers*
Ash:I feel the same...
Serena:Me too...
Me:Time for the test! Ash, look at Serena
Ash:*blushes*uhh... I... uh...uh
Serena:Ash you're face is red do you have a fever?*checks to see if he has one*
Ash:*blushes harder* Serena, I don't have a fever...
Me:It worked! Now I wonder...*clicks fingers*
Serena:*becomes normal again*Ash are you sure-OMIGOSHIMSORRY!!
Ash:NO NO ITS FINE!!
May:What did you do?
Bonnie:YEAH ITS MY JOB TO GET THEM TOGETHER!!
Me:...NEXT DARE!!!
Bonnie and May:OH NO YA DON'T!!! Bye!!!
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POKEMON TRUTH OR DARE!!
HumorSo I've seen some of my favourite writers do this... SO WHY SHOULDN'T I???!!