Me: Okay we have many SHIP dares today!
Bonnie: How come chu aren't Paul?
Me: Cos this is an interval my child....
Bonnie: Oh... wait- WHAT?!
Dawn: THAT MEANS I HAVE ICE-CUBE-SENPAI BACK!!!!!XDXDXDXDXD
Paul: Troublesome....
Llama*host-mode*: AND THERE IS YOUR IKARI FOR DA CHAPPY!!!
Me: Llama WAT r chu doin?
Llama: ... nothin...
Me: nvm we don't have time HERE IS THE FIRST DARE AND IT IS...*waiting for drumroll*...
Iris: She's broken... AMY!!!
Chammy: YUS?!
Iris: Can u fix her?
Chammy: of COARSE *walks up to me*
Chammy: ..... AAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHLLLLLLIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGG
Me: waiting for drumrolll....
Everyone: oohhhhh.... *drumroll*
Me: AAAAANNNNNDDDD its AM- no... CO- no... OR- no... LETS JUST GO FOR AMOUR, shall we?
Ash and Serena: NO
Everyone but Amour+Me+Misty: YEEEE
Me: TOO BAD! .... SO SAD!* clicks fingers*
Ash*perv*: Hey...
Serena*evil voice*: WHATDIDYOUDOTOSENPAI.....
Me: I never said what the dare was...
Serena: ... My senpai is now a not-dense perv. THIS ISN'T LEAFGREENSHIPPING PEOPLE!!!!
Gary: HEY!
Serena: what?
Gary: why isn't Leafy here?
Serena: Misty, mallet
Misty: with PLEASURE, performer-San! *swings mallet into Gary*
Ash*perv*: All I know is that performer-San is waiting for a kiss from her senpai...
Serena: CHU AREN'T MY SENPAI BAKA BAKA OMADON PEDO ASH
Me and Llama: *le gasp*
Serena: *bows to us* gomenasai....
Me: Anyway, Serena, the dare IS for perv Ash to kiss you-
Serena: I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE I ONLY WANT A SENPAI KISS AND THIS ISN'T A SENPAI KISS
Me: AND CHU CAN'T COMPLAIN BAKA BAKA OMADON
Serena: *le gasp* HEY!
Me: Well I'm Irish so I CAN ha! Anyways, perv-Ash?
Ash*perv*: Of course... *walks up*
Serena: *gulp*
Ash*perv*: *kisses*
Serena: ...*trying not to yell but blushing*
Ash*perv*: Now was it that bad?
Serena: ....
Me:*to Bonnie* Who's going Paul NOW?! *clicks fingers*
Ash: what... happened?
Serena: Oh thank Arceus he doesn't remember...
Me: *#BonnieKnowsSmirk* So you wouldn't like it if I made him remember...
Bonnie: *#BonnieKnowsSmirk* Go ahead...
Me: *clicks fingers*
Ash:*suddenly remembers what happens* OHMYGOSHSERENAIMSOSORRYIDIDNTMEANTODOTHATTHATASNTMEISWEAR
Serena: ... ik
Me: BEFORE THIS TAKES A WRONG TURN next ship is EGO
Misty: NOOOOOO*falls to the ground dramatically*
Gary: ... *cries* WHAT ABOUT LEAFY?!
Me: *brings Chammy and Llama into circle* *whisper*
1 hour later....
Me: We've decided to bring in Leaf ASAP but for now, U2-
Llama: U know U2 aren't a-
Me: LLAMA I JUST MASTERED STOPGA SO IF CHU WANT TO BE FROZEN-
Llama: STANDING
Chammy: FROZEN
Llama: IN THE LIFE OF-
Me: *freezes both with Stopga* I SWEAR I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS I FEEL LIKE SCAR FROM THE LION KING SRSLY U GUYS GIVEMEABREAK
Serena: About time you mastered that spell
Me: *threatens with Keyblade*
Serena: *clicks fingers and changes outfit into Organisation cloak and summons Keyblade* bring. it. on
Me: Oh I -hold on *re-casts Stopga and gets phone* YEAH RIKKU?
Riku OP(on phone BTW): HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU I'M NOT FROM THE GULL WINGS!
Me: soz anyway I'll need your help with Stopga duty
Riku OP: ... is Serena there?
Me: NO U PERV I SWEAR sometimes u r as bad as Gary when it comes to this I just need your help PWWEEEEEEEEAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZ
Riku OP: FINE *teleports to there*
Riku: *sees Serena* U SAID SHE WASN'T HERE
Me: I lied -hold on *re-casts Stopga* anyway u need to keep doing that to Llama and Amy while Serena and I battle
Gary: ooh! Chick fight!
Me: Oh. I can assure you this won't be a CHICK fight...
TBC in What's It Called.....
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