ONE. BIG. DARE

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by ashpile227

by ashpile227

Me: HAI NOW COZ ALL OF THESE ARE SHIP DARES-

Everyone: woooo

Me: *death glare* Anyways. THEY WILL ALL BE ONE MASSIVE DARE!!!!

Llama: Iz chu rushing again??

Me: ...no...

Llama: *facepalms*

Me: CARRYING ON, *clicks fingers and Leaf, Red, Yellow and Calem all appear*

Gary: LEAFY!!!

Leaf: SENPAII!!!!! *kisses Gary*

Me: ... *coughs*

Leaf: Sorry...

Serena: NO

Satoshi(still not dense BTW): NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!

Me: FIRST- Paul and Dawn 7 mins in heaven-

Dawn: WHY DOES MY FIRST DARE HAVE TO BE THAT??!!

Me: DO you WANT to listen to Kenny call you DeeDee for an hour??

Dawn: *goes Paul*

Paul: Troublesome...

Me: AND-

Satoshi: NO I WON'T LET YOU DO THIS TO-*gets frozen*

Serena: *goes ape-sh*t* You froze senpai

Calem: WELL THAT HURTS SERE!

Serena: *still ape-sh*t* ONLY SENPAI CAN CALL ME THAT

Calem: Come on, Sere. Let's ditch that little whiny-*gets hit in stomach by Bonnie*

Bonnie: DON'T YOU DARE RUIN MY OTP!!!!

Me: welp I guess we won't be doin' that*unfreezes Satoshi*

Serena: Satoshi, you're all wet! Come on, we don't want you to get cold! *leaves with Satoshi*

Me: ... you know what, May you're incharge. I quit.

May: DOES THAT MEAN I GET POWERS AND INFINITE RAMEN??!!

Me: yes

May: *goes crazy*

Me:*leaves*