HAI I AM BACK!

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Me: Hi guys!

Chammy: WHERE WERE YOU?!

Llama:YEAH?! I WAS AT SCHOOL ALONE FOR AGES!!

Chammy: wait what about me?!

Llama: I meant everything APART from break and lunch!

Chammy: oh... soz... nvm

Me: Anyway... WE HAVE MANY DARES TODAY! Okay...*pulls out a 3-page-long list of dares*

Misty:WHY ARE THERE SO MANY?!

Me: cos I'm in charge. anyway FIRST DARE IS recommended by callumbWBAFC !They( note I will dial some dares down because they are a little EXTREEME! But they'll be the same at the core!) say to... uh... make Ash not dense...

Ash:wat

Serena:WE DID THIS LAST WEEK!!!

Bonnie:and??

Me: ANYWAY at the beginning of the chapter until a random point later on...

Ash: BUT I DON'T UNDER-

Me: oh and... wait Llama!

Llama: yes?

Me: I can't read this can u?

Llama: It says 'and he has to kiss'... oh...*squeal* *dies of the amour*

Serena: what does it say?

Me: uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

Serena:*steals paper* and he has to kiss...*looks up at me* Serena...

Me: yeah... plz don't kill me...

Ash: wat

Chammy:*sigh* *yells* YOU CAN'T BE DENSE AND YOU HAVE TO KISS SERENA!!! did ya get it?

Gary: As I said last week-

Chammy and Me:DONTYOUDAREGARYMOTHERMUKINGOAK!

Gary:...yes, ma'am...'s

Me:Yes...

Ash:wat

Serena: just get it over with...

Me: what? do you NOT want Ash to kiss you?

Serena:*blushes*uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

Iris: I think Serena is broken... again...

Chammy: I'LL FIX HER!! but I'll need Chammy Pancake to...

Me:NO CHAMMY!

Chammy: But... Chammy Pancake...

Serena: Not again...

Ash: wat is going on?

Serena: But I want to get the REAL Ash NOT dense MYSELF!

Me: I know, I know... but it's giving you a taste of what it will be like!

Serena: BUT-

Me: Serena... don't make me use my power... don't worry I'll erase your memory of it... and Ash's...

Serena:*gives up* promise?

Me: Normal pinkie or MLP pinkie?

Serena: MLP pinkie

Me:*sigh*...fine... cross my hooves and hope to fly... stick a cupcake in my eye...

Serena: Now you can!

Ash:wat

Me: don't worry Ash you won't remember this!

Llama: BUT WE WILL!

Chammy: Chammy Pancake...

Ash and Serena: HURRY UP

Me: *clicks fingers* there!

Chammy: Chammy Pancake

Serena: YOUARENOTLAYINGAFINGERONPANCAHM!!!

Chammy: CHAMMY PANCAKE!*charges at Serena*

Ash: SERENAMOVENOW!!*grabs her hand and pulls her back*

Serena: Uh uh uh*blushes*

Iris: Is Serena broken... AGAIN?!

Chammy: I can-

Everyone but Chammy: NO CHAMMY!!!

Ash: I think I know what will fix her*kisses Serena*

Me and Chammy and Llama and Bonnie:*die of amour*

Misty: NURSE JOY?!

Joy-san: Yes how may I be of assistance?

Drew: STOP ACTING LIKE SIRI AND GET US FOUR... FIVE MAX REVIVES!

Joy-san: I...

May: Grasshead! You hurt Joy-san's feelings!* to Joy-san* it's okay, Joy-san! Drew didn't mean it!

Drew: Yes I did, June! We have Ashpile, Llama, Chammy AND Bonnie 'dead' from the... Amour...shi- make that 6 max revives..*dies of amour*

May: Grasshead! And my name is MAY!! Joy-san get me those max revives!

Joy-san: Here...

May: *revives Drew and Bonnie*

Bonnie: What about the others?! And how has Serena NOT fainted - *Serena faints* nvm

Me:*revived by Bonnie* THANK YOU EUREKA-SAN!!

Bonnie: Your welcome! Plus... your the only one that can wipe Ash and Serena's memories...

Me:... do I have to? can we keep it like how it is? You know... AFTER we revive her...

Llama:You Pinkie Promise! AND NO PONY MAKES A PINKIE PRO-

Me:I KNOW I KNOW!!*clicks fingers*

Me:there... memories wiped... from the last half hour or so... ANYWAY BAI!!!







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