Me: Hi guys!
Chammy: WHERE WERE YOU?!
Llama:YEAH?! I WAS AT SCHOOL ALONE FOR AGES!!
Chammy: wait what about me?!
Llama: I meant everything APART from break and lunch!
Chammy: oh... soz... nvm
Me: Anyway... WE HAVE MANY DARES TODAY! Okay...*pulls out a 3-page-long list of dares*
Misty:WHY ARE THERE SO MANY?!
Me: cos I'm in charge. anyway FIRST DARE IS recommended by callumbWBAFC !They( note I will dial some dares down because they are a little EXTREEME! But they'll be the same at the core!) say to... uh... make Ash not dense...
Ash:wat
Serena:WE DID THIS LAST WEEK!!!
Bonnie:and??
Me: ANYWAY at the beginning of the chapter until a random point later on...
Ash: BUT I DON'T UNDER-
Me: oh and... wait Llama!
Llama: yes?
Me: I can't read this can u?
Llama: It says 'and he has to kiss'... oh...*squeal* *dies of the amour*
Serena: what does it say?
Me: uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Serena:*steals paper* and he has to kiss...*looks up at me* Serena...
Me: yeah... plz don't kill me...
Ash: wat
Chammy:*sigh* *yells* YOU CAN'T BE DENSE AND YOU HAVE TO KISS SERENA!!! did ya get it?
Gary: As I said last week-
Chammy and Me:DONTYOUDAREGARYMOTHERMUKINGOAK!
Gary:...yes, ma'am...'s
Me:Yes...
Ash:wat
Serena: just get it over with...
Me: what? do you NOT want Ash to kiss you?
Serena:*blushes*uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Iris: I think Serena is broken... again...
Chammy: I'LL FIX HER!! but I'll need Chammy Pancake to...
Me:NO CHAMMY!
Chammy: But... Chammy Pancake...
Serena: Not again...
Ash: wat is going on?
Serena: But I want to get the REAL Ash NOT dense MYSELF!
Me: I know, I know... but it's giving you a taste of what it will be like!
Serena: BUT-
Me: Serena... don't make me use my power... don't worry I'll erase your memory of it... and Ash's...
Serena:*gives up* promise?
Me: Normal pinkie or MLP pinkie?
Serena: MLP pinkie
Me:*sigh*...fine... cross my hooves and hope to fly... stick a cupcake in my eye...
Serena: Now you can!
Ash:wat
Me: don't worry Ash you won't remember this!
Llama: BUT WE WILL!
Chammy: Chammy Pancake...
Ash and Serena: HURRY UP
Me: *clicks fingers* there!
Chammy: Chammy Pancake
Serena: YOUARENOTLAYINGAFINGERONPANCAHM!!!
Chammy: CHAMMY PANCAKE!*charges at Serena*
Ash: SERENAMOVENOW!!*grabs her hand and pulls her back*
Serena: Uh uh uh*blushes*
Iris: Is Serena broken... AGAIN?!
Chammy: I can-
Everyone but Chammy: NO CHAMMY!!!
Ash: I think I know what will fix her*kisses Serena*
Me and Chammy and Llama and Bonnie:*die of amour*
Misty: NURSE JOY?!
Joy-san: Yes how may I be of assistance?
Drew: STOP ACTING LIKE SIRI AND GET US FOUR... FIVE MAX REVIVES!
Joy-san: I...
May: Grasshead! You hurt Joy-san's feelings!* to Joy-san* it's okay, Joy-san! Drew didn't mean it!
Drew: Yes I did, June! We have Ashpile, Llama, Chammy AND Bonnie 'dead' from the... Amour...shi- make that 6 max revives..*dies of amour*
May: Grasshead! And my name is MAY!! Joy-san get me those max revives!
Joy-san: Here...
May: *revives Drew and Bonnie*
Bonnie: What about the others?! And how has Serena NOT fainted - *Serena faints* nvm
Me:*revived by Bonnie* THANK YOU EUREKA-SAN!!
Bonnie: Your welcome! Plus... your the only one that can wipe Ash and Serena's memories...
Me:... do I have to? can we keep it like how it is? You know... AFTER we revive her...
Llama:You Pinkie Promise! AND NO PONY MAKES A PINKIE PRO-
Me:I KNOW I KNOW!!*clicks fingers*
Me:there... memories wiped... from the last half hour or so... ANYWAY BAI!!!
YOU ARE READING
POKEMON TRUTH OR DARE!!
HumorSo I've seen some of my favourite writers do this... SO WHY SHOULDN'T I???!!