Here are some useless but funny facts:
Baby's can lick their own elbows
Humans have less genes than rice
The little dent between nose and upper lip is called philtrum and serves no use.
A tear weights 15mg. (so if you want to loose weight,start crying... Just kidding,don't cry!! Stop!! it's useless!!)
With age,blue eyes lighten.
The loudest burp measured was 118 decibel. A jackhammer reaches about 110 decibel.
(if you don't know what decibel is,then google it)
A nail grows 0.000000074 inches per second.
Eating too much will impair your hearing.
Bruce Willis was born in Germany. (yey me! I live in Germany)
Pamela Anderson's breasts are called Ernie and Bert.
Heidi Klum's breasts are called Hanz and Franz.
If you were born in September,it's pretty safe,that your parents started their year with a 'bang'
well I had much more on my phone saved,but my phone wouldn't work -.- sorry guys!!
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