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what to do against boredom

This chapter is about things you can do,when you're bored.

A lot of things are insulting unicorns,so don't wonder...

-Stare at a friend with a frustrated look 'til he notices it. When he asks what you do,answer with "are you secretly a unicorn?"

-(If you have cupboards in your classroom) look desperately in the cupboards and let it look like you're searching something. When somebody asks,answer with "I think I lost something in Narnia and I need to get back there"

-play 'I spy' with yourself,but talk loud enough,so others can hear

-ask your pe (sport) teacher,if you can play quid ditch

-laugh at everything your friend says and tell him all the time how Hilarius he is

-do a 'pop' noise with your mouth/tongue every five seconds and act like nothing happens

(I did it and my friend was about to go crazy)

-sing a song your friend also knows,till she starts singing along and can't get the song out of her head

-say at the end of every sentence "yolo"

-start a discussion with someone random about how sexy unicorns are in navy blue

-every time someone asks 'what time is it?' sing back 'summer time' like in high school musical

-do silly jokes and start laughing,as if you're the most hilarious person ever

-ask people if they like photosynthesis

-when someone insults you,sing 'we're all in this together' again like in high school musical

-start a conversation with yourself about life and the universe

-punch your friend (not too hard,to hurt her) and yell at her for punching you

-start randomly singing and dancing the 'gangnam style'

-when your teacher asks you to write something on the blackboard,stand up,salute say 'sir yes sir' and write it on the blackboard

-go in a corner and still stand and stiff (not in a pervert way) and when they ask what you do,tell them you're an undercover tree and you spy someone

-at every conversation you have with your friends interrupt them all the time,to say something about unicorns

-try to get your friend and one of your 'unicorn friend' together

-try to look as if you were deep in thoughts and when someone recognizes and asks,answer with 'what would it be like to be a unicorn? I mean they're amazing!!'

-say some random shit to your friends and tell them that's the language of unicorns

-do some gossip with your best friend about yourself

-just start laughing randomly

-do a Michael Jackson dace

-sing the duck song

Authors Note:

I also recognized,that I used sometimes he and sometimes she...but it's just so. Yeah. Whatever.